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« on: July 26, 2005, 09:21:18 PM »
I know that it's a form letter, but I received a rejection letter today from a festival that actually made me feel good. Maybe it was the fact that nothing could kill the good review buzz, but who knows? Anyway, this thread is for sharing your rejection letter stories or other groovy writing/art rejection stories. We all have them.

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Dear Filmmaker,

It has been a long and arduous process in making the selection or this year's <Film Festival>. Over 1,500 entries were received this year, which made the judging process difficult and at times painful since we have only so many slots for exhibition. Many fine entries were received and deciding which films will be able to play has not been an easy one. This is the reason for the delay in informing all filmmakers of their status within the festival - a great many changes occurred, and we decided to put final notification on hold until we could truly secure the schedule.  

Our apologies for the delay and any trouble this might have caused.  

That being said, unfortunately, I am sorry to report, your film was not selected. We tried to keep it as democratic as possible making sure that each film received at least three viewings by different judges.

When there was a question, an ombudsman was assigned to review the film again. In the end, the films selected were based on a grade scale that had the potential of 12 applicable questions worth 10 points apiece. A percentage was determined on each entry from the combined judging score.  

The problem here, we discovered, as we began booking the schedule was that a high scoring film might not be selected due to exhibition limitations. Since everything was chosen in order of scoring, when our available slots were filled in a given category, we had to stop and many titles that were worthy of screening could not be booked. There was just no more space.  

I know, you're saying, this is just a rejection. Well, it is and it isn't.  

Please know that we at the Film Festival respect your work. We know what time and effort you put into your film. You have not lost in our book. The fact that you were able to make a film at all is a great statement and something you should take great pride in.  

Judging, no matter how scientifically you devise it, is still a subjective product. Even with a system of checks and balances, it ultimately boils down to a personal opinion. And, in our case, an issue of time spaces available.

I know that it is probably not much of a consolation, but sending this type of letter is not any easy thing. We are all filmmakers ourselves and none of us have looked forward to sending out this letter. We've gotten them ourselves.  

We really appreciate your entry into our Festival. Thank you. Best of luck in your future projects.

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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2005, 09:49:42 PM »
I have a shitty rejection form letter that I use for Entropy Magazine. I'm stealing this one, big time. Nice one.

I'll post my currently-used one when I get home.

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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2005, 09:01:59 AM »
I have a rejection letter from applying for the Manager position of an English Premier League football team.

Sure, it was a piss take, but just think!
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2005, 10:45:32 AM »
The classic "You lost -- but, really, you win!" rejection letter.  That was the early SFWP way.  Stole that from my girl at a big pub company.  "Glorious Rejection Letter #3."  She had a great time putting them together.

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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2005, 11:27:31 AM »
My favorite rejection letter included quotes from the essay they didn't want. THe editor also commented that, "You've got a great topic here," and signed the letter--in ink! So I got all excited, submitted another piece, and got the lowly postcard with a big stamped "NO" on it. Go figure.
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2005, 11:33:47 AM »
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and got the lowly postcard with a big stamped "NO" on it. Go figure.


I love that one!  My uncle, in his early days, got "NO" written in red marker across the title page.  Nothing else.  Classy.

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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2005, 11:48:01 AM »
Hah!  Anyone remember when Starr told us about his rejection letter?  That one was the best.  The bank called and told him his check bounced.
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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2005, 11:59:14 AM »
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Hah!  Anyone remember when Starr told us about his rejection letter?  That one was the best.  The bank called and told him his check bounced.


Oh, Starr mocking time!  Since he's constantly on here as a guest.