so....L crashed early. i'm flipping through channels. Fox News has a Glenn Beck Yearly countdown. seriously, if you have DVR or TiVo, try to find this. it's like Fox News just made it's own "Yes, here's an hour of Glenn Beck's craziest shit from the year...and it's absolutely insane." show. but glenn is there the whole time to commentate on his own show and try and make it sound sane! oh god! it was one of the most entertaining things i've seen all year. it's worse than i thought. it's just absolute nursery school object lesson design concerning the most distilled if a=b then b=c,d,e,f,g,h, AND communist I bullshit, but it just makes sense. this show has to exist. this man has to exist. i've had a bottle of champagne and a few whiskies. i'm beginning to think glenn beck is some kind of spy the way the hero of Vonnegut's "Mother Night" was a spy. preach nazi bullshit, but cough and pause at the right moment to save our armies and broadcast their movements. the only question is...who is he a spy for?