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nacho:
Dude, it's 2005. Go get DSL. Or Fios, which I keep saying I'll get. Verizon knocks on my door every day and says, hey, Fios. We just had 500 guys dig up everything out there and lay those fucking cables and half of them died like when they built the Hoover Dam. You can download a gig of movies in less than a second and we'll even hire a dwarf to suck your dick.
And I'm like, nah, I'm a dork.
Verizon even kicked up their DSL so it's twice as fast now and they say, see, now imagine Fios. It's a million times as fast.
And I'm like, nah, I'm a dork.
Tyson:
I have DSL numbwad. It's the fault of people who set their upload cap to something a 300 baud modem would suck down with room to spare that I can't get much.
Jesus. You actually though I had dial up? I got cable at my parent's place back in like, '98 or something.
There's no fiber lines here, sadly. Even then, though, I can't pay $50 for something slower than my connection at school. With ethernet, I've maxed out downloading and uploading at 40Mbits per second. Bitch!
nacho:
Oh, right, because you're using some public site. Sorry, forgot. Public Site boy!
So, let's see, download the three hour Donner cut of Superman 2 tonight or not... Hmmm....
Nubbins:
Morgan Spurlock gives libeals a bad name. Seriously, I hope he and his vegan chef girlfriend are ground up in a massive, conservative blender before smart peoble start believeing the crap this dude's trying to sell. Minimum wage jobs suck? REALLY?!?! THANKS MORGAN, YOU COLLOSAL WANKER!!! WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT UNTIL YOU TRIED TO LIVE ON MINIMUM WAGE!
i mean, i guess what this guy's doing is admirable, but jesus h christ... .i hate him for it. he's making fast bucks off the gullible. I might buy the whole thing if I knew that his rectum was Super Sized during the whole process.
Fuck Morgan and FUCK his TV show...I'll give support to neither. Supersize Me was Fahrenheit 9/11 with French Fries.
Tyson:
--- Quote from: Nubbins ---Minimum wage jobs suck? REALLY?!?! THANKS MORGAN, YOU COLLOSAL WANKER!!! WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT UNTIL YOU TRIED TO LIVE ON MINIMUM WAGE!
--- End quote ---
Actually, you'd be surprised how many people don't know what minimum wage jobs are like. Millions of Americans have grown up in the lap of luxury where the hardest job they've ever had was an office job. Their idea of an awful day is when the A/C goes on the blink.
These are the people who think Mexican immigrants (legal and illegal) who are picking your produce for $2 an hour have it easy. What Morgan is doing isn't Earth-shattering, but he is bringing those issues to a wider audience.
How is he giving liberals a bad name? He's one of the few willing to get up and do something about his beliefs and views.
He didn't bitch and moan on a shitty-blog about how evil McDonalds and other fast food joints are, he got up off his ass, pulled a clever stunt, made a movie, and got people talking. I commend him for doing that.
Me? I'm still bitching on my retarded blog.
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