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Offline nacho

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Re: Facebook
« Reply #60 on: March 23, 2010, 07:54:03 PM »
The last time I looked (which is back in 2009) Nacho had more than a thousand friends on Facebook. I'd like to know how he became so popular in such a relatively short time. My friends now on that site are all pretty much ex-classmates who just post bland info about their domestic lives and kids (ugh!)

And Tater is right on about the practicality of using sobriquets and such on all these "social networks."

"Nacho" only has a couple hundred.  My other identity has about 1800.  The latter is because I use FB as a business tool, not for social networking. Half of those are other presses, zines, and authors.  The other half are contest folks.

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Re: Facebook
« Reply #61 on: March 24, 2010, 02:17:46 PM »
I have a "Not Really Friends" list that doesn't get to see shit. Makes Facebook WAY more fun when I can steal Monkey's vagina shuffling a deck of cards joke without worrying that my mom will see it.

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Re: Facebook
« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2010, 02:26:35 PM »
I retweet those jokes to your mom.

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Re: Facebook
« Reply #63 on: March 24, 2010, 03:11:34 PM »
I'm glad my jokes are also doing the rounds, like your "mom."
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Re: Facebook
« Reply #64 on: March 25, 2010, 10:05:09 PM »
your mom gets passed around like a deck of cards which are then shuffled by your mom's vagina in a figurative and literal sense.


actually, we should compile a book of monkey-isms accompanied by MSPaint illustrations and sell it.  every other internet meme blog has a book, why can't we?
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Re: Facebook
« Reply #65 on: March 25, 2010, 11:49:53 PM »
Tyson's mom gets passed around like a deck of cards which are then shuffled by your mom's vagina in a figurative and literal sense.

Word.

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Actually, we should compile a book of monkey-isms accompanied by MSPaint illustrations and sell it.  every other internet meme blog has a book, why can't we?

There should be some semen-paintings.
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Re: Facebook
« Reply #66 on: March 26, 2010, 07:41:06 AM »
I've always wanted to do a GS book.

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Re: Facebook
« Reply #67 on: March 26, 2010, 10:11:45 AM »
T'would be the best thing since the Necronomicon.
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Re: Facebook
« Reply #68 on: September 08, 2011, 06:05:15 PM »
Maybe you should sue your daughter, dumbass.

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Dad Sues Facebook After Daughter Posts Lewd Pics
The big problem: She's only 12

A father in Northern Ireland is suing Facebook after his 12-year-old daughter posted lewd photos of herself on the site, reports the Evening Herald. The suit claims that Facebook is too lax about enforcing its policy of allowing only those 13-and-older to join, and that has put his daughter at risk of pedophiles. The girl has behavioral problems and is living at a voluntary care institution, which also is named in the suit, notes the BBC.

Facebook "relies on children stating their correct age and it doesn't have any checks in place," says the father's Belfast attorney. "My own personal view is that Facebook isn't suitable for under-18s, but the company isn't even able to uphold its own policy of keeping under-13s out." In response, Facebook says it put a big emphasis on safety and awareness but acknowledges that "there is no single solution to ensuring younger children don’t circumvent a system or lie about their age," notes ZDNet. And attention Belfast dad: "We agree with safety experts that communication between parents/guardians and kids about their use of the Internet is vital."

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Re: Facebook
« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2011, 06:14:09 PM »
So...did she post while at the insane asylum? Because, yeah, what are they doing?