I wish I could, man. But... it's 100% serious. Believe it or not, those currency commercials are better than they used to be. The government started requiring them to tell people it was Liberian currency... before, you didn't have a clue. They were selling them like they'd been made at a US mint.
The worst was the commemorative 9/11 half-dollar.... the WTC was gold leafed and, get this, you could actually tilt them up and stand them up straight off the quarter like a fucking pop-up book.