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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #960 on: January 21, 2018, 04:09:30 PM »
So, technically, wasn't the fabric of the nine worlds held in place by Asgard? i.e., Asgard IS a place, and it serves a purpose? Also, what happened to the contents of the vault?

Well, we have ten minutes to go...

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #961 on: January 21, 2018, 04:11:15 PM »
Earth becomes the new Asgard? Norway, right? Sure. Okay. Gonna have to explain that a few billion times, I think.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #962 on: January 21, 2018, 04:16:19 PM »
Explain post-credits scene #1, RC!


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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #963 on: January 21, 2018, 04:30:39 PM »
Which one was that?

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #964 on: January 21, 2018, 04:58:45 PM »
Which one was that?

The giant ship hovers over the freighter that evacuated everyone in Asgard.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #965 on: January 21, 2018, 05:31:35 PM »
Basically, it's set-up for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZfuNTqbHE8

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #967 on: January 22, 2018, 05:09:30 PM »
So.... This is real...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCS657nOY8I

Danny McBride rebooting Crocodile Dundee?

Yes, please! I have no problems with this.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #968 on: January 22, 2018, 05:21:09 PM »
Hard Drive Clearances:

American Made:

To,m Cruise plays Barry Seal, who was the linchpin in the Iran-Contra Affair and has a fascinating story. Very 80s, very fun, and it misses the mark. It sort of assumes you're an expert in the history of the Iran-Contra shit and just cruises along without taking time to explain much of anything. It's all about Tom Cruise adventuring and hamming it up for the camera. They also pull their punch at the end of the movie. We get three seconds of Reagan and Bush dodging press questions and joking, roll credits. So...how about refreshing our memory about what happened? Or providing an update on all the secondary characters? What happened to the family? What happened to Barry's team? What happened to the disgraced CIA wonks? Blah.

Nacho's rating:  blowjob

Snatched:

Awkward and silly. It has fun moments, it has cute moments, and is fine for mindless entertainment. But if, like me, you feel "Over-Schumered," then you should avoid this at all costs. You see one of Schumer's tits, though.

Nacho's rating:  :dontknow:

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #969 on: January 22, 2018, 05:42:14 PM »
I want to see Snatched. Goldie Hawn as Schumer's mom seems such a great pairing. The trailer looks stupid, but I've been smart about my Schumer consumption, mostly because my wife absolutely can't stand her.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #970 on: January 22, 2018, 06:29:06 PM »
I want to see Snatched. Goldie Hawn as Schumer's mom seems such a great pairing. The trailer looks stupid, but I've been smart about my Schumer consumption, mostly because my wife absolutely can't stand her.

One huge highlight is Joan Cusack's (non-speaking) character and Wanda Sykes speaking for her. I wanted the movie to shift focus and follow them.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #971 on: January 23, 2018, 10:56:40 AM »
Makes me think of all those classic Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor comedies 

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #972 on: January 23, 2018, 11:53:13 AM »
Makes me think of all those classic Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor comedies 

Yes!

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #973 on: January 24, 2018, 05:16:24 PM »
So.... This is real...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCS657nOY8I

Danny McBride rebooting Crocodile Dundee?

Yes, please! I have no problems with this.


So... the movie is fake. It’s a Super Bowl commercial for Australian tourism.

https://movieweb.com/crocodile-dundee-movie-fake-super-bowl-2018-commercial/

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #974 on: January 25, 2018, 07:33:15 AM »
Of course it is! But I still want it.