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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #645 on: April 28, 2014, 10:41:56 AM »
You still live in hope.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #646 on: April 28, 2014, 11:45:20 AM »
Quote from: monkey! on April 28, 2014, 10:41:56 AM
You still live in hope.

Well, the film canisters DO exist! The only real question is if, when you open them, there's usable film inside or toxic sludge. And, apparently, just simply opening them is A Thing. 
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #647 on: April 28, 2014, 12:32:51 PM »
Fairy dust.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #648 on: May 05, 2014, 10:03:21 AM »
Haha... So, uh, I kind of liked Pompeii! It's like a poor man's Gladiator written by people who loved Rome who really wanted to try and figure out how to include a car chase.

But that's just 60% of the movie. The final 40 minutes is pure disaster porn: Roman style! It's loads of fun because there's a Titanic-esque subplot playing out during the uber-apocalypse that's just hilarious. 
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #649 on: May 05, 2014, 10:34:02 AM »
I'll watch it this week.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #650 on: May 05, 2014, 11:10:49 AM »
Quote from: monkey! on May 05, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
I'll watch it this week.

Leave your IQ at the door.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #651 on: May 05, 2014, 12:00:03 PM »
Quote from: nacho on May 05, 2014, 11:10:49 AM
Quote from: monkey! on May 05, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
I'll watch it this week.

Leave your IQ at the door.

Hey! I ain't got no illness.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #652 on: May 05, 2014, 12:00:22 PM »
Quote from: monkey! on May 05, 2014, 12:00:03 PM
Quote from: nacho on May 05, 2014, 11:10:49 AM
Quote from: monkey! on May 05, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
I'll watch it this week.

Leave your IQ at the door.

Hey! I ain't got no illness.

See what I did there?
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #653 on: May 12, 2014, 11:45:30 AM »
I can't imagine Groundhog Day meets Starship Troopers, I mean, Edge of Tomorrow is any good... and yet I'd totally watch it.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #654 on: May 12, 2014, 12:49:00 PM »
Tom Cruise is still allowed in films...? Wait... he's out of the closet?

Groundhog Day meets that Jake Gyllenhaal repeat simulation movie... meets Starship Troopers meets Xenu the Space Warrior in the volcano.

Also... haha... the same director as Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Haha... hahahahahahahahaha.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #655 on: May 12, 2014, 01:05:28 PM »
Quote from: monkey! on May 12, 2014, 12:49:00 PM
Tom Cruise is still allowed in films...? Wait... he's out of the closet?


He's going through a Bad Sci-Fi Phase, which means yes, he is, because he probably asks to be part of these idiot projects that nobody will touch and the people behind the projects are giggling all the way to the bank.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #656 on: May 26, 2014, 02:58:57 PM »
Haha! Non-Stop is exactly what you think it is -- Liam Neeson does a version of Red Eye that's been put through the Die Hard filter.

And it's great.

Also, don't watch it sober.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #657 on: May 27, 2014, 09:22:06 AM »
Remember the Night Skies chapter from "The Greatest Sci-Fi Movies Never Made." Rick Baker has released pictures of his alien sculpts. Pretty cool, and scary how much they look like ET.

http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3295961/steve-spielberg-almost-made-alien-horror-movie-called-night-skies/
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #658 on: May 27, 2014, 05:39:14 PM »
A fun little piece on Shawshank:

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304536104579560021265554240

Basically how , thanks toh 151 hours worth of airing the movie on basic cable last year, everyone's still making loads of money.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #659 on: May 27, 2014, 09:12:37 PM »
Nice piece. I think it's my favorite movie.
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