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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #570 on: December 16, 2013, 08:40:45 AM »
I can see how Gravity must be really pretty in the theater...but as a story, it's really quite tedious and dumb. Maybe that's why it's just 80 minutes!

How is this one of the best movies of the year? Because the CGI is flawless?

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #571 on: December 16, 2013, 10:02:54 AM »
That's been the general consensus of everybody I know who's seen it: "See it in the theater because the visuals are stunning and the story was written by a ten year old who just got back from a trip to the Air & Space Museum."

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #572 on: December 16, 2013, 12:02:58 PM »
I don't which excites me more: pimped out 70s Christain Bale and Bradley Cooper or sexed up 70s Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams.

Also, when did David O. Russell become one of my favorite directors?


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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #573 on: December 16, 2013, 12:04:44 PM »
I so want to see this film... gay for Bale.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #574 on: December 16, 2013, 12:05:24 PM »
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sexed up 70s Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #575 on: December 16, 2013, 12:28:07 PM »
Another trailer with a bit more story. I'm now obsessed with this movie.


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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #576 on: December 16, 2013, 12:31:16 PM »
Poor Amy Adams. I've been watching her do the talk show circuit for this movie and all anybody asks her about is what's Jennifer Lawrence like. And when Lawrence does the circuit, people just fawn over her. Jon Stewart was downright embarrassing in both cases.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #577 on: December 16, 2013, 12:34:15 PM »
Well, Lawrence is the Hot New Thing™… the way Amy Adams was a few years ago.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #578 on: December 16, 2013, 12:34:49 PM »
I'm a Katniss man all the way.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #579 on: December 16, 2013, 12:50:23 PM »
Well, Lawrence is the Hot New Thing™… the way Amy Adams was a few years ago.

I want to chew on both sets of lovely tits.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #580 on: December 16, 2013, 12:52:15 PM »
Well, Lawrence is the Hot New Thing™… the way Amy Adams was a few years ago.

I want to chew on both sets of lovely tits.

Indeed.

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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #581 on: December 16, 2013, 12:55:03 PM »
Well, Lawrence is the Hot New Thing™… the way Amy Adams was a few years ago.

I want to chew on both sets of lovely tits.

Indeed.

Om nom nom.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #582 on: December 16, 2013, 03:02:09 PM »
21 Jump Street!

I actually enjoyed it. A self-aware meta comedy. I feel sorry for anyone under 25, though, because half the jokes are thinly veiled stabs at the show. Including a somewhat lengthy heart to heart between Johnny Depp and Peter DeLuise that only people who regularly watched the show in the 80's would understand. That's, like, a minute long scene in the midst of the finale.



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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #583 on: December 16, 2013, 03:04:48 PM »
Fun times ahead. Jonah Hill is the nerd's wet dream in Hollywood.
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Re: Not worth a thread: Silver Screen Edition (with downloadable supplement)
« Reply #584 on: December 20, 2013, 07:14:40 AM »
Turns out Anchorman 2 is actually quite fun, with a cameo from Tina Fey.
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