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wow that looks awful.
You ain't a has been if you never was.

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All I saw was Megan Fox.

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then you saw a 10 second trailer!
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We saw that tariler before the movie last night, and I turned to my buddy and said, "She's really not talented," to which he replied, "She doesn't have to be."

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Yeah, no shit.  I'll sit and watch Transformers 2 again solely for the scene where she puts on the sex kitten wedding dress.

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Oh god...


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For no good reason that we can see, Fox has hired Skip Woods (the writer behind Swordfish, Hitman, and the upcoming A-Team  movie) to script a fifth Die Hard.

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Expendables trailer....I actually kind of want to see this.  I'm sure it will suck, but it brings a tear to my eye that I could contribute to Stallones retirement. 


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Just watched Pandorum.  It was fucking awesome...kind of Event Horizon meets Descent meets Fight Club.  Well worth watching.

It's also what Event Horizon should have been.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1188729/

http://www.pandorummovie.com/

Now watch instantly!

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Pandorum/70111119

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I can't access the Scriptcollector site at work, but...


http://blogs.tampabay.com/80s/2010/05/original-ending-to-pretty-in-pink-uncovered-along-with-other-john-hughes-scripts.html

The original ending of Pretty in Pink and ten other shelved Hughes scripts.

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Okay, so I'm watching The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo so that all the people telling me to watch it will shut up.

Then I'm going to watch the other two movies in the trilogy (which they don't even know about) and turn the arthouse yuppie tables on them!

BURN THEM ALL!

Um... Oh!  Good morning, GS.

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Okay, so I'm watching The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo so that all the people telling me to watch it will shut up.

Then I'm going to watch the other two movies in the trilogy (which they don't even know about) and turn the arthouse yuppie tables on them!

BURN THEM ALL!

Um... Oh!  Good morning, GS.

Oh...so...it's The Da Vinci Code, except in Swedish. And with brooding characters.  And the secret neo-Nazi hydra festering in the corporate and government leaders of Sweden instead of some goofy artifact.

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Ah!  Da Vinci Code meets Miss Marple told from the POV of Dr. Tony Hill.

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The book's not any better.

The main character fucks EVERYTHING.

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Yeah.  That movie sucked.  I can't believe people were raving about it... What a disjointed, derivative piece of shit.