Work Day III: The Revenge of The Clone Menace

[nacho]

So we should take out more SA ads, I guess.

[Tyson]

Just whip Nubbins until he makes resized versions of the banners. That'll do.

Then we'll have, like, one new member after you plunk down $3,000.

[nacho]

Then we'll have, like, one new member after you plunk down $3,000.

Yay!

[Tyson]

How much do ads cost on SA anyways?

I wouldn't advertise EM there, however. I'm looking at advertising on Bookslut.

[nacho]

I'm not telling you because you're like a girl and I can't trust you.

[Tyson]

I am a woman.

[Blue]

Just pawn off Entropy onto the girl you used to bang and spend the rest of your time (a) Wondering what the fuck she's doing and (b) giving insecure author's handjobs while sticking your tongue in their ears while they read through literary contracts.

Then have a minor meltdown and tour Ireland.

y'know. that's a low blow.

Is it weird that it bothers me more when Nach complains about my (lack of) work lately than the dicussion of who used to fuck me?

I got on GS cause of Nacho. Then he took advantage of me and made me suck his dick and manage two websites at the same time. Then, whilst I waited for Nacho to make the big gesture (besides the tent in his pants) I fell in love with Yotoc, and the rest, as they say, happened.

[Tyson]

A regular ol' internet love story!

[Blue]

A regular ol' internet love story!

Um. NO.

I went to high school with Yo, and he was good friends with my sister. I thought we were friends in high school too, but he says that I ignored him and clomped around in my flowered skirts and flannel shirts with angsty halos. So, we dropped in and out of touch for years, before getting back in touch for good about three years ago.

I went to college with Nach, and like the third night we hung out we were in our college's radio station where he came running over to me with his tongue waggin and grabbed my boobs. We've been friends ever since...and I finally caved and let him see my hoo ha.

[Tyson]

So that's the secret to getting women, eh? I'll be sure to remember that as I'm chasing Megan.

Notes on Getting Women:

1. Wag tongue
2. Grab boobs

I'll get laid in no time!

[nacho]

...and I finally caved and let him see my hoo ha.

Man, Yotoc's wife is a great lay!


edit:  What's this thread about again?  Straining my friendship with Yotoc?  Man, Yotoc's mother's so fat, when she jumps...she gets stuck!

[Tyson]

I've been reading through the archives for the past two hours looking for shit to steal from Nacho for EM. Of course, 90% I can't steal because the Pope reads EM.

Anyways, it occured to me that the GS archives need to be published in a big Fuck-You book. Seriously. We could print it through Lulu and whore it out to make GS 37 cents in pennies and bottlecaps.

Why not?

[nacho]

Long an idea.  The GS book... It was planned, then it failed, then it was planned again, then it failed.  I'll start planning it again.  The new GS here only got half the stuff, too.

[Tyson]

edit:  What's this thread about again?  Straining my friendship with Yotoc?  Man, Yotoc's mother's so fat, when she jumps...she gets stuck!

It's about entertaining me as I do jack shit at work.

Seriously, two hours ago I asked my boss what project he wants me to work on next and he said he'd get back to me.

So now I'm in limbo! OoOOoOoOOoO!

[nacho]

Enchilada time here at the Housesit.  Then Bullshit, disc 2.  Then I'll do that thing where you kiss the dog while he licks your mouth.  Like in the Reno 911 opening credits.