Work Day III: The Revenge of The Clone Menace

[Tyson]

Let's start today's work day with a fun e-mail:

Just as a heads-up, there seems to be a bug in ProjectTimecard that will delete  your last weeks hours if you enter anything in the current week. This issue is currently being looked into, but to be on the safe side, you may want to write down or printout last weeks hours before entering anything for this week. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Translation: Sorry Tyson, my poorly written webpage hour tracker just erased the past 6 months worth of your timecards. Fun!

[nacho]

Just got in at 11:30, leaving at 5:30, feel like there's liquid Krispy Kreme's in my veins, can't focus.

My house sit ends in the morning. So...tonight...a good drunk, then wake up at 8am and clean the fuck out of the house.

[Tyson]

Oh that's right? So - any awful cum-stains in the curtains? Spilt milk in the bathroom?

Did you host any frat-style parties?

Also, I hate you. I'm working from 9 to 7 today.

[Tyson]

Also- I haven't mentioned this on the forums for, like, a whole 10 minutes:

Windows blows waterbuffalo balls. God. I have a bad feeling about today. I'm going to spend the entire day wishing I could secretly switch out this computer with a Mac.

And touching myself. That too.

[nacho]

Well, the house went from upper middle class suburban family to single 31 year old.  The kitchen smells like rotting food and beer, the bed's a fart sack and the trashcans are full of filth and horrors.  And the fridge is full of empty bottles.  I don't know... I can't make a bed, so I might just make a sign that says "Unclean!" and leave it on the covers.

[Tyson]

Also, what I want to know: How is everyone connected to GS. How did they get here, get involved, all that. College friends? Old fuck-buddies?

I spammed the forums way back in aught-four with EM shit and we laughed heartily when I realized you guys had already submitted shit but I didn't reply for three months. Classic!

[nacho]

Well, I got here because...

Oh.

[Tyson]

Oh, we don't care about you. What about everyone else?

[yotoc]

I'm here because nacho used to bang my wife.

[Tyson]

Oh! Explain. So how does Blue tie in to all of this?

[nacho]

Blue's his wife.

[Tyson]

Oh, I gathered that. Was she a GS member before they married? I remember her floating around here back when I first started hanging out here. Then I scared her off.

[nacho]

Oh, I gathered that. Was she a GS member before they married? I remember her floating around here back when I first started hanging out here. The I scared her off.

Yes, she was, because I used to bang her.

[Tyson]

Jesus, you people make this hard.

So: Nacho used to bang Blue and then Blue started hanging out at GS. Then she went all googly for Yotoc and they married.

So now how did Yotoc come in to this?

[yotoc]

So I could keep my eye on nacho.