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Re: I for one
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2008, 06:15:09 PM »
My god has a bigger dick than your god.

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Re: I for one
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2008, 10:40:32 PM »
I have a bigger dick than your gods'.
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Re: I for one
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2008, 11:53:52 AM »
MY DICK IS GOD!
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Re: I for one
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2008, 11:54:32 AM »
The lack of reverence for the booty in this thread is a little unsettling.
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Re: I for one
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2008, 09:02:08 PM »
i'm a big flip-flopper on the butts/boob issue.  today it was butts. 
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Re: I for one
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2008, 09:40:37 PM »
Swift Butt Veterans for truth itt.
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Re: I for one
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2008, 09:58:32 PM »
man, you guys are all way ahead of me booze-wise, i can tell.  but i can't run the risk of starting on the bourbon just yet.  i'm afraid with my 4 hours of sleep last night, getting up at 5:30 this morning, etc., that i'll pass out before 10:30.  Well, maybe just a wee sip.....
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Re: I for one
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2008, 10:11:56 PM »
I haven't had a drop of alcohol for a long time.

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Re: I for one
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2008, 10:21:26 PM »
Me neither.  Boozers = losers!
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Re: I for one
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2008, 11:05:05 PM »
Yeah!  I've been dry for 13 years!!!!!!!!!!!!punctuation

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Re: I for one
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2008, 06:35:23 PM »
So how's this for bullshit.

Saxby Chambliss is our senator, right?  He's a racist piece of shit, typical of the kind of people we usually appoint to public office around here.  Back in 2001, he once said, "turn the sheriff loose and arrest every Muslim that crosses the state line."

He won his senate seat back in 2002 over the Democrat, Max Cleland.  Cleland is confined to a wheelchair and lost both legs and one of his arms in Khe Sanh during Vietnam.  During his campaign against Cleland, Chambliss aired an ad that questioned Cleland's commitment to homeland security and coupled that accusation with photos of Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.  John McCain called the ads disgraceful and reprehensible.

Now... since there's a runoff between Chambliss and Democrat Jim Martin... John McCain is on live television campaigning for the guy.

It's got to be hard to be John McCain.  I don't think I've ever seen someone take it in the ass so much for his party's sake.

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