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Re: Suffering Through TNG
« Reply #210 on: December 31, 2008, 02:11:14 PM »
Oh yes, the 2009 reboot is a new universe.  Romulans go back in time and screw up Kirk's childhood so he won't become captain.  Even though Kirk had little to do with the Romulans.  It would make more sense for them to screw up Picard's life since he's the one who foiled them at every turn.


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Re: Suffering Through TNG
« Reply #211 on: December 31, 2008, 02:24:29 PM »
Fuckin Picard and his chrome dome
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Re: Suffering Through TNG
« Reply #212 on: December 31, 2008, 02:28:19 PM »
He's nowhere near as sexy as Will Riker.   :love3:

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Re: Suffering Through TNG
« Reply #213 on: December 31, 2008, 03:10:28 PM »
I saw Patrick Stewart on Broadway when I was in high school.  It was Shakespeare's The Tempest.  True story.
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Re: Suffering Through TNG
« Reply #214 on: December 31, 2008, 03:30:34 PM »
The Tempest is a true story?!?!?!?!

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Re: Suffering Through TNG
« Reply #215 on: January 01, 2009, 03:06:18 AM »
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Re: Suffering Through TNG
« Reply #216 on: January 01, 2009, 10:33:25 AM »
The Masterpiece Society.

A "stellar core fragment" is in danger of destroying a previously unknown colony, which the Enterprise stumbles across.  Turns out it's an old eugenics colony seeking to create the perfect society.  But, after 200 years, most of the folks are anxious to leave with the Enterprise, so wah wah wah, save our colony, endless prime directive arguments, English actors mutter angrily, etc.

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Re: Suffering Through TNG
« Reply #217 on: January 01, 2009, 02:03:01 PM »
Conundrum.

I hate this show.

So everyone's mind is wiped by an alien probe.  When they come to, they don't even remember who they are.  So they fight over leadership until the computer helps them out.  But the computer also says that they're in the middle of a war and on a secret mission to destroy the enemy's base. 

Riker fucks Michelle Forbes because, even in battle, and suffering from total amnesia, Riker's ready to fuck anything that moves. 

When it comes down to blowing up the base, everyone hesitates, they out the evil alien, their memories are restored, ha-ha, no problem.  Snore.

Jesus...

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Re: Suffering Through TNG
« Reply #218 on: January 01, 2009, 02:10:57 PM »
I mean, I'm shocked that we go seven years without Riker pulling a sleep creep on Picard.

"Sshh, Captain, you can take it all...just remember to breathe..."

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Re: Suffering Through TNG: It's time for your oral exam, Wesley!
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Re: Suffering Through TNG: It's time for your oral exam, Wesley!
« Reply #220 on: January 01, 2009, 02:41:18 PM »
Oh man... That's awesome.

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Re: Suffering Through TNG: It's time for your oral exam, Wesley!
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Re: Suffering Through TNG: It's time for your oral exam, Wesley!
« Reply #222 on: January 01, 2009, 03:06:29 PM »
My love!

He just tried to sleep with Michelle Forbes and Troi at the same time.

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Re: Suffering Through TNG: It's time for your oral exam, Wesley!
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Re: Suffering Through TNG: It's time for your oral exam, Wesley!
« Reply #224 on: January 01, 2009, 03:23:33 PM »
Power Play.

Alien entities take over Data, Troi and O'Brien and they take hostages and blah blah.  This is standard sci-fi possession nonsense.  TNG has already done it, and will do it again, and it happens over and over again throughout the franchise.  

Marina Sirtis broke her tailbone in this episode, insisting that she do her own stunts, even though you don't actually see her do the stunt in question.  But she still bitches about this episode in interviews and so on.  This has bene a bad year for her.  She threatened to leave the show in the fourth season because she thought she was just a sex object.  In response, the Piller/Berman dynamic duo had her doing all sorts of terrible things that she could barely handle and, ultimately (in this episode), caused her lifelong injury.  Har-har-har.

I'm cleaning out my closets and boxing stuff up to put in storage (or trash), so I'm just half watching this shit.  Don't worry, I haven't been possessed by aliens today.