Author Topic: 105-year-old-Virgin  (Read 3543 times)

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Re: 105-year-old-Virgin
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 04:34:08 PM »
this lady sounds like a party and a half.
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Re: 105-year-old-Virgin
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 11:24:57 PM »
I love how she says that she "imagines that it's a hassle".

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Re: 105-year-old-Virgin
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2008, 09:29:01 AM »
Someone needs to tell her that the hassle is the whole point.

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Re: 105-year-old-Virgin
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2008, 11:20:58 AM »
Yeah, but she's a bit old to get hot and bothered.  It might not do much anymore.  It's not like no one's ever died a virgin before, she's just newsworthy old *and* volunteers details about her sex.  When I read the article I figured she was biologically less interested, probably very much less.  Maybe her cunt never really turned on.
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