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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2008, 08:47:56 PM »
I love that you guys have turned this into a franchise.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2008, 08:52:14 PM »
I have a feeling it's what we'll be famous for.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2008, 09:28:17 PM »
RC's wife's ass on YouTube FTW!

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2008, 09:48:03 PM »
I'm confused by her reply...but she did inspire a front page piece, which will be in live in a minute.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2008, 10:02:06 PM »
Helena and Mrs. RC are two separate entities.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2008, 10:03:04 PM »
That also confuses me.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2008, 10:07:52 PM »
Helena is Mrs. RC's biggest fan, but Mrs. RC doesn't like her because she's convinced Helena is trying to sleep with me to further her career.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2008, 10:10:57 PM »
I suggest you sleep with Helena... Right now.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2008, 04:19:15 PM »
So, we're working on getting Helena out there into the world. We've got two more videos on the docket.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2008, 04:20:19 PM »
These are great... keep them up!
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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2008, 07:14:15 PM »
http://www.hussyofhorror.com has been slightly updated.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2008, 10:31:56 AM »
So it looks like RC put my entire family on the Helena mailing list.  So now just about every family member and friend in Parkersburg is talking up a storm about Helena's ass shot.

You'll be glad to know, RC, that your wife is a sex symbol amongst the octogenarian Parkersburg set and just about every Masonic lodge from here to Martinsburg.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #42 on: November 10, 2008, 05:59:21 PM »
 . . .

Not me. Must have been Helena herself.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #43 on: November 10, 2008, 06:14:54 PM »
Well, it went to my uncle and my grandfather.  And now to all of Parkersburg and every Masonic mailing list.

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Re: Helena, Hussy of Horror
« Reply #44 on: November 10, 2008, 09:01:19 PM »
I've always wanted the Masons after me . . .