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Allergies or Death Flu?
« on: September 30, 2008, 02:12:27 PM »
I think I caught a cold from my cats.

Seriously. Last week, one cat started sneezing and dripping snot. We took it to the vet and he said, "Kitty cold. As long as the cat eats, all is well." These cats wold eat if bleeding from both eyeballs I think.

Anyway, that cat got batter, but now the other three have started sneezing.

And I woke up this morning feeling like my glands were filled with battery acid. I hate being sick more than anything, so I'm OD-ing on Vitamin C and apple juice.
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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 02:14:21 PM »
I have evil death cold as well.  Boo.

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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2008, 02:25:30 PM »
I don't know what I have.  Last night I woke up choking and gasping for air.  But that passed quickly.  Now I'm just running constantly at the nose with a dry cough.  A junior version of what I had the other week.

Speaking of which -- co-worker infection count now stands at six employees and two of their children.

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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2008, 02:56:17 PM »
Hay guyz! All's sunny and healthy here on the west coast!

Surf's up, dudes!

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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2008, 03:28:05 PM »
Yeah, on Sunday, I went to the beach and then I lounged in my friend's pool till midnight.  It was such a beautiful day.  Sorry to hear you guys are sick.
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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2008, 03:31:15 PM »
Sad Children of the East Coast Thread.

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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2008, 03:35:05 PM »
I'm sending my California assassins to take care of both of you.

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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2008, 03:36:12 PM »
I would send mine, but they're all out of FUCKING GAS GODDAMMIT.
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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2008, 03:42:38 PM »
Life's not all good here on the West Coast, though. It was a bit chilly this morning.

But now it's back to 76 outside. Hang ten, dudes!

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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2008, 03:44:23 PM »
Yeah, a dead baby shark washed up in the tide pool and I was really bummed out.  Doing mushrooms in a jacuzzi fixed it though.  Where's my sexy butler?
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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2008, 03:53:03 PM »
It's still in the 70's here, as well, guys.  I sometimes wonder if people from the west and south believe DC is up near Baffin Island.  We're humid subtropical, thank you very much!  Death summers, mild winters, evenly distributed rainfall, and the once a decade hurricane riding up the Chesapeake in a wild attempt to shut down Rock Creek Parkway.

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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2008, 03:57:33 PM »
I just have a cold and no movie contract, so I'm bitchy today.

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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2008, 04:45:05 PM »
My cough is getting worse.  I hate the world.

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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2008, 04:47:32 PM »
Hold me, Nacho.

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Re: Allergies or Death Flu?
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2008, 04:49:04 PM »
What I hate, when I cough, is that everyone around me needs to say something.  So:

*cough*

vent-girl (shouting through the vent):  WOAH!  STOP!  

Office-mate:  Are you okay?

Idiot Co-Worker #1:  Hey!  None of that now!

Idiot co-worker #2:  Good lord!

Idiot co-worker #3: Stop coughing!

*cough*

Repeat exactly.  FUCKING EXACTLY!

And I'm in an office... So everyone besides my office mate has to shout.