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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #30 on: October 01, 2008, 02:07:15 PM »
Katie Couric is fucking awesome.  Watch some of her outtakes sometime... she's very entertaining.
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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2008, 02:59:23 AM »

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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2008, 09:53:09 AM »
Tonight's the night! Since my wife will be at belly dancing class during the debate, I plan on being on GS while I watch.

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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2008, 10:26:29 AM »
I'll try and schedule myself to be online...

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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2008, 12:40:49 PM »
I'll be watching too then going out to get fucked up wasted.

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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2008, 12:44:18 PM »
Looks like a family night...might derail my ability to watch.

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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2008, 01:13:01 PM »
Fuck that shit man!  Go watch the belly dancing class!
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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2008, 01:19:16 PM »
This past Saturday night, we went to a "tribal Jam" while taking our motorcycle training course in Richmond and saw LOTS of belly dancing.

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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #38 on: October 02, 2008, 01:37:01 PM »
"If it were up to me I would close Guantánamo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #39 on: October 02, 2008, 01:39:48 PM »
Haha!  "Get out of my secret Christmas place, Sarah Palin!!"

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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #40 on: October 02, 2008, 01:58:51 PM »
Hilarious.  The Get Your War On videos are pretty great too.
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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #42 on: October 02, 2008, 05:46:13 PM »
I think we need to surprise Biden and have Tina Fey show up for the debate.  See how long it takes him to notice.  "Well, gosh, Joe..."

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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #43 on: October 02, 2008, 09:06:58 PM »
you betcha!
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Re: Debate, you knobs!
« Reply #44 on: October 03, 2008, 12:03:56 PM »
http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2008/10/03/is-sarah-palin-too-orange-for-america/

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Last night's Vice Presidential debate gave me a lot to think about. My big takeaways:

    * Joe Biden's teeth are very white. So are Barack Obama's. If they're elected, the White House photographer will have to adjust his/her flash. Otherwise every photo will just be a big blur.


    * Sarah Palin has a gorgeous neck. Everyone thinks I'm off on this. But I really do think the contours and swoop of her neck are lovely. And no sagging underneath the chin. Democrats should stop denying this.


    * It seemed like Biden was really taken with Palin. No, she hasn't turned out to be the 1930s heroine (Rosalind Russell is His Girl Friday, Katherine Hepburn in Philadelphia Story) that conservatives and pundits of all stripes hoped: the brains-and-beauty double-whammy who knocks heads with, and eventually falls for, her equal. Instead she's turned out to be much more of a 1950s leading lady: think Sandra Dee in Gidget. More plucky than feisty.


Here's the moment I wanted to see: After one of Palin's irresistably inane moms-and-mavericks monologues sputters to a close, Biden flashes a grin, then walks right up to Palin's podium. The audience holds its breath. Gwen Ifill rises from her chair. A security guard steps in behind Palin. But Palin turns away from the guard and right toward Biden, tossing her hair, one arm on her hip, doing her best to project confidence. But her trembling lips give her away.

Biden: You need to be kissed ... and often ... by someone who knows how!

Biden grabs Palin and the two engulf each other in a kiss. Palin is ravished, unraveled by Biden, lifted off the ground. Is the room spinning? The audience cheers. Ifill shakes her head and throws up her notes. She knew this would happen, and she's not about to stand in the way of bipartisan romance. Biden sets Palin back down. Palin points at his mouth, then turns to camera.

Palin: What's the difference between any ol' Democrat and Joe Biden?

The audience (in unison): Lipstick!!

    * Finally, because race is such a huge part of this campaign, it must be said: Sarah Palin is distinctively -- and increasingly -- orange. Setting aside the issue of why she's so orange (is this a seasonal choice?)