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« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2005, 07:27:53 PM »
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More room for the story about nailing my ex in a pet clinic!


Your ex was human, right?
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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2005, 07:32:47 PM »
Of course, dumbwad.

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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2005, 07:36:05 PM »
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Again, I'd much rather not be a walking infestation of various diseases typically found in male deer and snakes.


But that's all part of the fun of being at university!

You haven't lived until you've had your first STD.
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« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2005, 12:44:57 AM »
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Again, I'd much rather not be a walking infestation of various diseases typically found in male deer and snakes.


Yeah, too bad they hadn't invented condoms back then, huh?

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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2005, 01:27:06 AM »
Too bad I didn't go to work everyday with a pocket-full of condoms because, hey!, the car washers at Enterprise Rent-A-Car get laid all the time.

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« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2005, 01:35:24 AM »
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Too bad I didn't go to work everyday with a pocket-full of condoms because, hey!, the car washers at Enterprise Rent-A-Car get laid all the time.


Yeah, and she's not allowed to buy them, either.

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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2005, 01:51:07 AM »
Oh my god. You people are impossible.