In the midst of all the election madness, maybe we should step back a bit and take a look at what's really happening on November 8th.
Both candidates have pledged that DC will become a state in their first terms. DC voters will be deciding if they want this to be a thing next month. If a supermajority says yes, then DC Statehood, for the first time, is going to become a real thing.
Horrifyingly, they've dropped "New Columbia" and have decided that the name of the new state will be...
Washington, DC!
Where DC stands for "Douglass Commonwealth."
So...the name of our 51st state will be Washington Douglass Commonwealth.
Yep.