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« on: July 14, 2005, 03:44:41 PM »
So, the older I get, the more normal shit gets turned dirty in my mind.

For example, I was just doing some online banking and found myself wishing that the picture of the happy customer was a flash movie in which she started taking off her clothes. And now that I think of it, that's not a bad selling point for your bank.

"Bank Online! Free Porn!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2005, 03:46:45 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2005, 03:47:04 PM »
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So, the older I get, the more normal shit gets turned dirty in my mind.

For example, I was just doing some online banking and found myself wishing that the picture of the happy customer was a flash movie in which she started taking off her clothes. And now that I think of it, that's not a bad selling point for your bank.

"Bank Online! Free Porn!"


RC definately didn't get any wet last night.
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2005, 03:47:34 PM »
You always thought that way, man.  It's just more frequent because you're married.  When you're stringing out strange trim and drinking yourself through the night, the mind doesn't wander as much.
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2005, 03:48:19 PM »
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RC definately didn't get any wet last night.


Gay people are offended and appalled by how gay you are.
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2005, 03:49:01 PM »
I've been this way since....

A long time.
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2005, 03:50:17 PM »
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RC definately didn't get any wet last night.


Gay people are offended and appalled by how gay you are.


RC knows I'm right....

RC knows I'm right....

RC knows I'm right....
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2005, 03:51:10 PM »
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You always thought that way, man.  It's just more frequent because you're married.  When you're stringing out three strange trims and drinking yourself through the night, the mind doesn't wander as much.


Yeah, but that idea of actually terrorizing strange doesn't really appeal to me.

So the question is . . . Is it me, or is the culture more sexuallized than say five years ago and therefore, I look at things from a sexual point of reference?
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2005, 03:53:22 PM »
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You always thought that way, man.  It's just more frequent because you're married.  When you're stringing out three strange trims and drinking yourself through the night, the mind doesn't wander as much.


Yeah, but that idea of actually terrorizing strange doesn't really appeal to me.

So the question is . . . Is it me, or is the culture more sexuallized than say five years ago and therefore, I look at things from a sexual point of reference?


Nonsense.

You're just frustrated.
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2005, 03:55:00 PM »
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You always thought that way, man.  It's just more frequent because you're married.  When you're stringing out three strange trims and drinking yourself through the night, the mind doesn't wander as much.


Yeah, but that idea of actually terrorizing strange doesn't really appeal to me.

So the question is . . . Is it me, or is the culture more sexuallized than say five years ago and therefore, I look at things from a sexual point of reference?


Right, I'm saying it's because you're married and away from the strange and violent.  Every older married person is like this.
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2005, 03:55:48 PM »
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You always thought that way, man.  It's just more frequent because you're married.  When you're stringing out three strange trims and drinking yourself through the night, the mind doesn't wander as much.


Yeah, but that idea of actually terrorizing strange doesn't really appeal to me.

So the question is . . . Is it me, or is the culture more sexuallized than say five years ago and therefore, I look at things from a sexual point of reference?


Nonsense.

You're just frustrated.


But I'm not. Two years in on the marriage and I'm still pretty well laid. I'm just wondering if the ogling is a natural product of growing older or if it's because women's fashions are so HAWT these days.
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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2005, 03:57:18 PM »
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But I'm not. Two years in on the marriage and I'm still pretty well laid. I'm just wondering if the ogling is a natural product of growing older or if it's because women's fashions are so HAWT these days.


Maybe you're just becoming as perverted as I am.

I love girlies and titties.
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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2005, 03:59:34 PM »
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Right, I'm saying it's because you're married and away from the strange and violent.  Every older married person is like this.


So, your argument is by being domesticated, I've subdued my more primal instincts. I'm less likely to go out for a nightof "fighting and fucking" but those instincts are still there. Where before there was the occasional violent outburst of sex, now the energy doesn't get expended as much, and it's let out as looking at the chick in the Home Dept ad and wondering what she's wearing underneath her orange apron.

I wonder if my wife will buy that the next time she catches me checking out some chick.
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« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2005, 04:02:27 PM »
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I wonder if my wife will buy that the next time she catches me checking out some chick.


Only if she truly loves you.
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« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2005, 05:06:17 PM »
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I'm just wondering if the ogling is a natural product of growing older



Absolutely. It's happening to at least a half dozen of our single guy friends who are either approaching 40 or beyond.
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