Grand Theft Auto IV is the masterpiece of our time

[Sirharles]

huh... not bad.  I've had to cheat like a motherfucker on every GTA game I've ever had, and sometimes even cheating doesn't help.

I never use the cheat codes on a mission, but occasionally I will load up on guns and rocket launches find a nice roof top and start killing just for fun......is that wrong of me?

[Nubbins]

Hell no!  It's the best part of the whole game.  I like to do that and then see how long I can fight off the cops for.  Eventually you have to start tagging helicopters and tanks with rockets or you'll die.

[Sirharles]

I haven't had the tank come after me yet.  In this version can you shoot the gun on the tank?

[Matt]

I don't know if there's a tank in this version. I've never had one come after me.

[Nubbins]

haha!  Oh man, I want a tank/helicopter stealing report.  

Fuck, I should really just go buy this game.  I'm balking on it because I know that if I go buy it, my jobless, aimless roommate who spends the entire day in our house will just play all the way through it before I even get a chance... the same thing that has happened with my copies of Resident Evil 4, Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart, Forza Motorsports, Tourist Trophy... hell, every game I've bought since I've moved into this house.

[Reginald McGraw]

How does he/she support him/herself?

[Nubbins]

He.  He is supported via his girlfriend who both works and goes to school.  It's a long, strange story.

Ultimately, I really like the guy and he's a good person... but really, he's the closest thing to The Dude I've ever experienced... just utterly directionless.

[Matt]

I beat this game last week. The finale mission was pretty fucking cool, not too difficult though. The coolest part is that afterwards, you get a couple phone calls from people about the final mission, but that's pretty much it - life in Liberty City continues at its normal pace...

Which, for me, would involve murdering a lot more prostitutes in the days to come.

[monkey!]

I love cruising around Paris looking for prostitutes I can hurt.

[Tatertots]

Monkey The Person Who Rips Things (and People)

[monkey!]

Monkey The Person Who Rips Things (and People)

FAIL.

[Sirharles]

I just completed the mission "I'll take her..."  Where our hero kidnaps some mob bosses daughter.  Freaking hilarious when he knocks her out.

[Sirharles]

I saw an ad for this coming out on the PC soon.  Nacho, you have to get this.

[nacho]

Ugh...too many games.

[Tatertots]

Jesus. What a fucking piece of shit.

So I bought it, spent 90 billion hours downloading it and then when I open it, I don't get to play. Oh, no, of course not! First, it has to install a ton of shit for half an hour. Then I have to create a Rockstar Club ID or some bullshit. Which takes 15 minutes. Then I have to create some faggot WINDOWS GAMES LIVE HOTMAIL LIVE VISTA EXTREME ENTERPRISE EDITION account that takes another billion hours to complete because it wants to download updates and restart and be a general pain-in-the-ass-piece-of-shit-Windows product. And then there's some product key I'm supposed to enter somewhere.

Seriously, how do you people deal with this tripe? Fucking hell. It's 12:22am and I haven't played a second of this goddamn thing.