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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2008, 12:11:32 AM »
I don't think I'll have an opportunity to get good and fucked up until May 2nd. Sigh.

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2008, 12:16:55 AM »
What?  Why?  You're in college!  I started drinking at 8am in college and didn't stop for days.  Every day was Leaving Las Vegas. 

I have to drink in secret now, make sure I'm sober enough to hold down a job, and tolerate my waterhead Jesus-worshiping friends telling me booze is the devil every goddamned day.

And don't give me that responsibility crap.  I graduated with a 3.7.


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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2008, 12:17:54 AM »
I'll be lucky to graduate with a 3.2; I did terribly for the past two years. And I live in a fishbowl where my actions are scrupulously watched and observed by supervisors and students alike.

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2008, 12:21:54 AM »
Well, time for a transfer.

I think you're a small school guy.  Small schools are fun!  Pot grows on the roof of the dorms, booze flows freely, and the insulated girls are sexual deviants as soon as mommy and daddy drive back to Buttfuck, New Hampshire.

Don't throw away your life man, because it only gets worse.

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2008, 12:22:41 AM »
Iowa is great because it's a big school with the feel of a smaller school. It's too late to transfer, my career is pretty much set. I like what I'm doing.

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2008, 12:34:14 AM »
I want to cry.

People depress me.
There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2008, 12:36:00 AM »
DRINK MORE

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2008, 12:40:37 AM »
don't cry for me monkey-in-france

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2008, 02:46:19 AM »
I'm a part-time student from here on out and my fridge is full of beer. I dumped the girl and gained my me-time back. I'm loving life again, man. If I want to go bike all weekend, I've got no women sleeping in until 2pm and then bitching about how I spend all my time biking when, in reality, I'm always back before she even wakes up.

Now I can go kick back with my best friend for four hours and drink pussy beer and watch Gilmore Girls. It's awesome.

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2008, 03:56:42 AM »
What's "pussy beer"? Mike's Hard? I don't get it; here in Iowa girls just don't drink beer if they don't want to.

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2008, 04:26:28 AM »
Mike's Hard is what I got in the fridge, woman! You'll drink it and like it!

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #41 on: April 23, 2008, 10:22:35 AM »
Ugh. After I downed a six pack of Mike's Hard freshman year when I started drinking more often, I got sick of it. I got a friend of mine who is a lightweight hooked on Mike-arita's, though.

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2008, 10:57:56 AM »
What's "pussy beer"?

I was going to post a link to that story Nach wrote where they drink vagina cocktails and listen to Tori Amos, but I can't find it.
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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2008, 11:25:56 AM »
What's "pussy beer"?

I was going to post a link to that story Nach wrote where they drink vagina cocktails and listen to Tori Amos, but I can't find it.

http://www.greatsociety.org/fpm/content/view/113/2/

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Re: Newsday: Booze
« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2008, 11:35:08 AM »
I love Tori Amos!