Anyway....where'd we leave off with this thread back when it was about 2012? The possible End Dates! (According to Wikipedia.)
January 31st -- 433 Eros is coming!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/433_ErosBut, of course, we've been watching it for years, and we even landed on it in 2001, and now the Eros Catastrophe Theory isn't so OMG.
April 17th -- By treaty, that's when we end the "Combined Forces Command" in South Korea. So that's when North Korea will attack!
Except...it doesn't mean anything because we'll still be there and the South Korean army is scary.
December 21st -- When the Mayan calendar completes a cycle.
For those waiting on the robot apocalypse, there's this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleiades_%28supercomputer%29http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_SequoiaSo one or the other will become self-aware and become obsessed with counting bathroom tiles.
The sun's magnetic poles will reverse during a peak of sunspot activity. But the sun has done that before, so...