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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2008, 09:02:56 AM »
Monkey's light is so...weak.

But the light I'm leading you towards will be like... the best evAR!
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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2008, 03:53:55 PM »
Now you sound like Tyson.

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2008, 07:24:39 PM »
Wait, what?

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2008, 08:16:49 PM »
what?
"If it were up to me I would close Guantánamo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2008, 11:08:36 PM »
Huh?

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2008, 10:11:37 AM »
Now you sound like Tyson.

Matt: Monkey, when I think of giant lego towers, I think of your penis.

Monkey: Gay.

Matt: Monkey, you sound like Tyson.

Everybody: Huh?

Matt: Monkey loves me.

Everybody: ....

Matt: Why don't girls love me?

Everybody: *logs off*
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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2008, 02:31:53 PM »
This conversation is somehow appropriate for a doomsday thread.

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2008, 11:14:45 AM »
Oh!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/south_east/7525390.stm

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Life from Venus blown to Earth?

Neat!

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Previous research has considered the possibility of micro organisms existing in Venus's atmosphere despite extreme temperatures on its surface.

Okay.

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They suggest that under certain conditions, these microbes from high in Venus's atmosphere could be blown into the Earth's atmosphere.

Uh-oh!

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But the Sun, Earth and Venus must be suitably aligned, which last happened in 2004 and will not happen again until 2012.

Oh shit!


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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2008, 11:41:01 AM »
All signs point to "Oh Shit!"

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2008, 11:56:38 AM »
Venus microbes are going to take us over!

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2008, 12:02:36 PM »
Zombie Apocolypse. NOTLD can't be wrong.

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2008, 12:25:45 PM »
Well, last time Venus and Earth aligned we elected Bush for a second term, so if history is any indicator, we'll have another terrible disaster.

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2008, 12:26:25 PM »
Bush is a Venusian. 

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2008, 03:06:16 PM »
Ahhh!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SORT

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an important element of the new strategic relationship between the United States and Russia".[1] with both parties agreeing to limit their nuclear arsenal to 1700–2200 operationally deployed warheads each. It was signed in Moscow on May 24, 2002. SORT came into force on June 1, 2003 after the Bush-Putin ratification in St. Petersburg, and expires in December 31, 2012.

Oh, wait, that's good.

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Re: So the world ends on 2012
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2008, 09:46:28 PM »
Trailer for Roland Emmerich's 2012 movie about the end of the world.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810045661/video/10728038