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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #375 on: April 15, 2015, 03:53:11 PM »
I've avoided that like HPV.

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #376 on: April 15, 2015, 04:02:28 PM »
I've avoided that like HPV.

The answer is deceptively easy. And also at that link.

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #377 on: April 16, 2015, 05:04:40 PM »
Answer: bomb the Asians?
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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #379 on: May 17, 2015, 07:03:49 PM »
I sucked at that computer screen/movie guessing game.

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #380 on: June 17, 2015, 03:55:15 PM »

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #381 on: June 17, 2015, 05:13:42 PM »
I got 3 wrong.

Number of feet before turning you should signal.
What you should do when approaching an intersection without a traffic light or control device (correct answer stop and make sure it's safe -- I was picturing a main street with stop signs on a secondary crossing street)
Action when skidding (correct answer was turn in the direction you want to go; I've always heard "turn into the skid" if you're skidding do you want to travel the direction you're skidding??)

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #382 on: June 17, 2015, 05:17:40 PM »

Something else


Getting a blowjob from a desperate Congressman who wants you to not release those photos of him while accidentally turning down a one-way street. What do you do?

A) Speed up and barrel down the street until you can turn off, honk angrily if someone sees you
B) Reverse without looking into your mirrors
C) Stop and freeze in a panic until an SUV comes down the street and nudges your bumper

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #383 on: June 17, 2015, 05:19:20 PM »
Haha...I remembered what it actually was....

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #384 on: June 17, 2015, 05:19:25 PM »

Something else


Getting a blowjob from a desperate Congressman who wants you to not release those photos of him while accidentally turning down a one-way street. What do you do?

A) Speed up and barrel down the street until you can turn off, honk angrily if someone sees you
B) Reverse without looking into your mirrors
C) Stop and freeze in a panic until an SUV comes down the street and nudges your bumper

D) Drive the car into the Chappaquiddick channel.

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #385 on: June 17, 2015, 05:26:57 PM »

Something else


Getting a blowjob from a desperate Congressman who wants you to not release those photos of him while accidentally turning down a one-way street. What do you do?

A) Speed up and barrel down the street until you can turn off, honk angrily if someone sees you
B) Reverse without looking into your mirrors
C) Stop and freeze in a panic until an SUV comes down the street and nudges your bumper

D) Drive the car into the Chappaquiddick channel.

I think the DC version would be "Tip your VW Bug into an open CSS storm drain and get washed all the way down to Blue Plains where they aren't able to identify what's left of you."

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #387 on: July 07, 2015, 02:45:47 PM »
She's following me! Kill her!!

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #388 on: July 07, 2015, 02:53:09 PM »
She's following me! Kill her!!

Haha! I passed on the curse. Now I'm free!

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Re: Sister of Crazy Links: Neat Links
« Reply #389 on: July 10, 2015, 09:46:37 AM »
I'm glad I read the posts before I didn't click that link.
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