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Oktoberfest!
« on: October 03, 2007, 05:23:50 PM »
So I went to the Cafe Berlin yesterday for their anemic, Bulgarian waiter Oktoberfest bullshit.  Boring.  Next up is Old Europe!

http://www.old-europe.com/

I don't know when I'll have time... Monday maybe.

My hunt for Augustiner is fruitless, though:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustiner_Br%C3%A4u


Spaten's easy to find, however!

And, now, Oktoberfest pictures!


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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 07:25:22 PM »
Holy Jesus look at that blonde's tits.

I want her to be my wife.
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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 09:44:48 PM »
I swear I know the girl in the middle.

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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 09:52:36 PM »
Elisha Cuthbert's twin?

So I went to Cafe Berlin, where a girl who looks like Pagan Kennedy looked in the early 90's when I was first turned on to her was my waitress.  She's all "Oktoberfest Spaten!!!"  And I'm all "Yeah, a liter glass please."  So out it comes.  And so I talk SFWP shit with the SFWP Development Editor -- a job that would have been Blue's, if she wasn't such a fucknut -- and we're three liters of Spaten each before the waitress goes, so, are you guys in for the long haul?  I go, why, is there a discount?  She gives me a look, like, oh, one of those.  And that's when she returns with the bill a few minutes later.  So we pay up and stumble arm and arm to the bar in Union Station where we each have a Sam Adams Octoberfest, which is, like, drinking cum after drinking good beer.  Then I take the long Metro ride home where Fajwat has left the front door to the apartment open for the fourth fucking time in two weeks.  Lovely.  I burst in and announce that I'm going to rape him, call Cassander, and now I'm listening to flutes.

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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 01:03:48 AM »
This one!


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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 05:25:58 AM »
If that blonde is Elisha Cuthbert's twin, that blonde got ALL the good looking genes.

And the titties genes. I love her. And them.
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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2007, 01:02:34 AM »
I've said it before and I will say it again. Fuck Sam Adams and EVERYTHING they've ever made. Fuck Sam Adams.

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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2007, 08:09:44 AM »
This came up on Sunday...what's wrong with Sam Adams?

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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2007, 10:36:11 AM »
Who is Sam Adams?
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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2007, 12:09:11 PM »
You can blame him for the American Revolution, and events leading up to it.  Currently, he's a vampire and beer brewer.

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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2007, 12:34:30 PM »
Dirty.
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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2007, 03:13:12 AM »
It's the worst fucking beer ever. Just utter shit.

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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2007, 03:14:01 AM »
I should amend that. Miller is pretty goddamn terrible. Budweiser is the cheapest beer I can stomach. And as I've said before, Pabst is finding a soft, warm place in my heart.

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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2007, 08:12:48 AM »
You know what's good?

Guinness.
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Re: Oktoberfest!
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2007, 12:26:42 PM »
So, wait, you can stomach poison water mass produced shit beer while going around saying Sam Adams is the worst ever?

I'm not defending Sam Adams.  I agree, it's not good beer.  But it's about a million miles better than the Great Evils -- Bud, Miller, and Coors.