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« on: April 28, 2005, 01:38:44 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2005, 01:51:13 PM »
Next it'll be deadly spider nests in beehive hairdo's!

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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2005, 02:06:29 PM »
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Next it'll be deadly spider nests in beehive hairdo's!


Don't you just love Reuter's wire service? They always find the most bizarre stories. I picture their reporters as looking like Uncle Fester of the Addams Family, creeping through the dark corners of the world with pen and notepad in hand, laughing maniacally when they stumble across another Macabre Absurdity to write about and Freak Us Out.

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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 02:09:09 PM »
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Next it'll be deadly spider nests in beehive hairdo's!


Don't you just love Reuter's wire service? They always find the most bizarre stories. I picture their reporters as looking like Uncle Fester of the Addams Family, creeping through the dark corners of the world with pen and notepad in hand, laughing maniacally when they stumble across another Macabre Absurdity to write about and Freak Us Out.


Or it's just three people in a room making stuff up.  The Terrible Secret of Reuters!

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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 02:20:16 PM »
HAHAHA!  Man, that tsunami has provided so many uplifting, entertaining moments for me in '05.  What a blessing it was.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 02:22:51 PM »
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Next it'll be deadly spider nests in beehive hairdo's!


Don't you just love Reuter's wire service? They always find the most bizarre stories. I picture their reporters as looking like Uncle Fester of the Addams Family, creeping through the dark corners of the world with pen and notepad in hand, laughing maniacally when they stumble across another Macabre Absurdity to write about and Freak Us Out.


Or it's just three people in a room making stuff up.  The Terrible Secret of Reuters!


We should start a newspaper at GS! One page of twisted stories invented out of thin air and written by the best GS writers (most members have sucky writing skills, especially Monkey.) We could call it WEIRD TIMES.

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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2005, 02:25:30 PM »
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We should start a newspaper at GS! One page of twisted stories invented out of thin air and written by the best GS writers (most members have sucky writing skills, especially Monkey.) We could call it WEIRD TIMES.


HEY! I HAVE GUD RITING AND TIPING SKILZ. GOD YOUR A FAG.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLWTF!!!!!!!!1111111111

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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2005, 02:26:13 PM »
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We should start a newspaper at GS! One page of twisted stories invented out of thin air and written by the best GS writers (most members have sucky writing skills, especially Monkey.) We could call it WEIRD TIMES.


Sounds cool!  I'm excited!

Get right on it!  I can't wait to see the final product!

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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2005, 02:43:43 PM »
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We should start a newspaper at GS! One page of twisted stories invented out of thin air and written by the best GS writers (most members have sucky writing skills, especially Monkey.) We could call it WEIRD TIMES.


Sounds cool!  I'm excited!

Get right on it!  I can't wait to see the final product!


First headline: "Someone Touched This," Claims MC Hammer

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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2005, 03:13:10 PM »
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We should start a newspaper at GS! One page of twisted stories invented out of thin air and written by the best GS writers (most members have sucky writing skills, especially Monkey.) We could call it WEIRD TIMES.


HEY! I HAVE GUD RITING AND TIPING SKILZ. GOD YOUR A FAG.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLWTF!!!!!!!!1111111111


You have the writing skills, but you're disqualified until you get laid again. Smoke some weed and nail the first skank you encounter on campus. Try it, you'll like it. Also, you'll be in the proper frame of mind to write for WEIRD TIMES after you Get Down With The Dirty.

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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2005, 04:09:52 PM »
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You have the writing skills, but you're disqualified until you get laid again. Smoke some weed and nail the first skank you encounter on campus. Try it, you'll like it. Also, you'll be in the proper frame of mind to write for WEIRD TIMES after you Get Down With The Dirty.


I'm *not* nailing psycho-girl. We'll see what kind of freaky action I can drum up this summer. Pictures too!

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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2005, 06:36:34 PM »
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You have the writing skills, but you're disqualified until you get laid again. Smoke some weed and nail the first skank you encounter on campus. Try it, you'll like it. Also, you'll be in the proper frame of mind to write for WEIRD TIMES after you Get Down With The Dirty.


I'm *not* nailing psycho-girl. We'll see what kind of freaky action I can drum up this summer. Pictures too!


Read the first edition of FREAKY TIMES at http://starrbooks.netfirms.com/freaky/freaky.htm

One article is about you and psycho-girl.