Nacho's Whoring Amazon Wishlist of Death
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Next it'll be deadly spider nests in beehive hairdo's!
Quote from: nachoNext it'll be deadly spider nests in beehive hairdo's!Don't you just love Reuter's wire service? They always find the most bizarre stories. I picture their reporters as looking like Uncle Fester of the Addams Family, creeping through the dark corners of the world with pen and notepad in hand, laughing maniacally when they stumble across another Macabre Absurdity to write about and Freak Us Out.
Quote from: starrwriterQuote from: nachoNext it'll be deadly spider nests in beehive hairdo's!Don't you just love Reuter's wire service? They always find the most bizarre stories. I picture their reporters as looking like Uncle Fester of the Addams Family, creeping through the dark corners of the world with pen and notepad in hand, laughing maniacally when they stumble across another Macabre Absurdity to write about and Freak Us Out.Or it's just three people in a room making stuff up. The Terrible Secret of Reuters!
We should start a newspaper at GS! One page of twisted stories invented out of thin air and written by the best GS writers (most members have sucky writing skills, especially Monkey.) We could call it WEIRD TIMES.
Quote from: starrwriterWe should start a newspaper at GS! One page of twisted stories invented out of thin air and written by the best GS writers (most members have sucky writing skills, especially Monkey.) We could call it WEIRD TIMES.Sounds cool! I'm excited!Get right on it! I can't wait to see the final product!
Quote from: starrwriterWe should start a newspaper at GS! One page of twisted stories invented out of thin air and written by the best GS writers (most members have sucky writing skills, especially Monkey.) We could call it WEIRD TIMES.HEY! I HAVE GUD RITING AND TIPING SKILZ. GOD YOUR A FAG.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLWTF!!!!!!!!1111111111
You have the writing skills, but you're disqualified until you get laid again. Smoke some weed and nail the first skank you encounter on campus. Try it, you'll like it. Also, you'll be in the proper frame of mind to write for WEIRD TIMES after you Get Down With The Dirty.
Quote from: starrwriterYou have the writing skills, but you're disqualified until you get laid again. Smoke some weed and nail the first skank you encounter on campus. Try it, you'll like it. Also, you'll be in the proper frame of mind to write for WEIRD TIMES after you Get Down With The Dirty.I'm *not* nailing psycho-girl. We'll see what kind of freaky action I can drum up this summer. Pictures too!
