You know I haven't seen Casino Royale, right?
I'll summarize: James Bond is now a superhero with special powers and ninja balance skills when fighting in the field. At home, he's a bizarre combination of the Pierce Brosnan "fossil" James Bond and a moderately polite Sean Connery.
He enjoys overlong romantic sequences, absurd gun battles, and spending too much time in Venice.
Straying just about 17 light years from the
Quantum of Solace short story, this movie will be a sequel to the last one where, after two and a half agonizing hours, Bond went rogue in a vaguely passive way that didn't really ask for a sequel. In fact, we had no idea that was the message at the end of
Shitfest of Bullets & Weak Female Leads until the
Quantum of Solace trailers started showing and that British lady we all like turned to the camera and told us.