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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #735 on: November 25, 2007, 12:05:37 PM »
Post, you knobs!
There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #736 on: November 25, 2007, 12:11:27 PM »
My neighbor's internet disconnects every 67 seconds, as far as I can tell.  It's really neat!

Today is going to be Wire in the Blood season one marathon day, as soon as I build up enough strength to make a gin and tonic.  Honestly, I really just want to lie on the floor in my own filth...

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #737 on: November 25, 2007, 12:16:19 PM »
...as soon as I build up enough strength to make a gin and tonic.  Honestly, I really just want to lie on the floor in my own filth...

You can do both! If you're careful.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #738 on: November 25, 2007, 12:20:40 PM »
I've decided to drink off this crappy Yuengling Light I stole from a wedding.  The vodka is fancy designer shit I'm saving for RC.  Gin isn't really jiving with me today... I have some rum, but nothing to mix it with except Limeade.

Hmmm... That sounds tropical.  I can sit out in the 30 degree weather in my boxers drinking Limeade punch and waving at the cops.  Maybe I'll ask them to throw me beads.  "Hey big boys!  Come up for some puuuunch!"

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #739 on: November 25, 2007, 12:24:52 PM »
"Hey big boys!  Come up for some puuuunch!"

That's a terrifying image.

You what's also weird?

Out of my window, right now, I can hear some really loud, weird arabic chanting over a loudspeaker/P.A. system. I think I dislike it.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #740 on: November 25, 2007, 12:48:06 PM »
You live near a mosque! 

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #741 on: November 25, 2007, 01:12:52 PM »
You live near a mosque! 

I don't, actually. That's why it was strange. I think they've all been arrested now anyway.
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« Reply #742 on: November 25, 2007, 01:20:54 PM »
Call Homeland Security!  Just like in 30 Rock.

"Hi, this may sound crazy -- "

"Who is he and where can we find him?"

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #743 on: November 25, 2007, 01:36:11 PM »
Call Homeland Security!  Just like in 30 Rock.

"Hi, this may sound crazy -- "

"Who is he and where can we find him?"

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #744 on: November 26, 2007, 02:28:12 PM »
Wouldn't it be great if your nipples were functional and you had a storage cavity in your chest for liquids with a built-in refrigeration unit?

I've been thinking about that alot for the past hour.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #745 on: November 26, 2007, 02:50:36 PM »
You know what's even cooler than that?  A 4 billion dollar checking account balance.  Shit, man... that would be GREAT.  You could buy like 4 or 5 functional nipple chest refridgeration units with that and still have enough left over for fuckoff huge houses, a harem and a fleet of retardedly expensive cars.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #746 on: November 26, 2007, 03:33:27 PM »
If you're talking fleets...not cars, aircraft carriers.

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« Reply #747 on: November 26, 2007, 03:45:26 PM »
4 bil would probably barely cover one aircraft carrier, sadly.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #748 on: November 26, 2007, 03:48:36 PM »
Maybe an old one.

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Cost: about US$4.5 billion each

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #749 on: November 26, 2007, 03:51:04 PM »
What about surplus WWII aircraft carriers?