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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #405 on: August 14, 2007, 02:42:24 PM »
Speakers taped to the ceiling.  That metal machine music CD.  Turn it up when you leave the house at 8am...

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #406 on: August 14, 2007, 03:13:13 PM »
Yes, speakers on the ceiling is a great idea.  You can go buy a subwoofer test sounds CD for cheap at most record stores... just an hour and a half of random, low frequency sounds.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #407 on: August 14, 2007, 03:21:05 PM »
Bloody dog collars nailed to their door after they both leave for the day.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #408 on: August 14, 2007, 03:33:00 PM »
Yes, speakers on the ceiling is a great idea.  You can go buy a subwoofer test sounds CD for cheap at most record stores... just an hour and a half of random, low frequency sounds.

i've got lots of those.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #409 on: August 14, 2007, 03:34:31 PM »
Put a cardboard box around it, open end to the ceiling. It acts like an amplifier and helps keep the noise from pestering people other than the intended target.

Maybe one of those Halloween CDs that plays creepy sounds every now and then?

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #410 on: August 14, 2007, 03:41:06 PM »
Pay hookers to call up and ask for the husband.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #411 on: August 14, 2007, 04:22:35 PM »
Put them on pornographic mailing lists.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #412 on: August 14, 2007, 04:23:58 PM »
And the NAMBLA list.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #413 on: August 14, 2007, 04:48:28 PM »
Now you're cooking with gas!
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #414 on: August 14, 2007, 05:41:50 PM »
GAS!?

You want to be cooking with heat!
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #415 on: August 14, 2007, 05:43:21 PM »
I sure have some gas.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #416 on: August 17, 2007, 04:11:35 PM »
I like the full titles that all the royals have.

Here's an extreme example, for Kaiser Wilhelm.  The added funny is that the "etc." is part of it.  So...what is the etc.?  chief milkman, mayor of Snuffleville, Mrs. Alton's Chalkboard Cleaner...

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His Imperial and Royal Majesty William the Second, by the Grace of God, German Emperor and King of Prussia, Margrave of Brandenburg, Burgrave of Nuremberg, Count of Hohenzollern, Duke of Silesia and of the County of Glatz, Grand Duke of the Lower Rhine and of Posen, Duke in Saxony, of Angria, of Westphalia, of Pomerania and of Lunenburg, Duke of Schleswig, of Holstein and of Krossen, Duke of Magdeburg, of Brene, of Guelderland and of Jülich, Cleves and Berg, Duke of the Wends and the Kassubes, of Lauenburg and of Mecklenburg, Landgrave of Hesse and in Thuringia, Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia, Prince of Orange, of Rugen, of East Friesland, of Paderborn and of Pyrmont, Prince of Halberstadt, of Münster, of Minden, of Osnabrück, of Hildersheim, of Verden, of Kammin, of Fulda, of Nassau and of Moess, Princely Count of Henneberg, Count of the Mark, of Ravensburg, of Hohenstein, of Tecklenburg and of Lingen, Count of Mansfield, of Sigmaringen and of Veringen, Lord of Frankfurt, etc.

The Brits are boring.

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Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith

So now I'm searching for crazy rulers to see if they had nutso titles.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #417 on: August 17, 2007, 04:37:12 PM »
eh.

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Although Gaddafi holds no public office or title, he is accorded the honorifics "Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya" or "Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution" in government statements and the official press.
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« Reply #418 on: August 17, 2007, 04:37:35 PM »
And, somehow, I ended up here:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bawden

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #419 on: August 17, 2007, 04:40:22 PM »
Gassy-licious.
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