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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #330 on: August 08, 2007, 03:47:14 PM »
I will not negotiate with terrorists.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #331 on: August 08, 2007, 03:51:43 PM »
There... that's better
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #332 on: August 08, 2007, 04:08:06 PM »
There... that's better

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #333 on: August 08, 2007, 04:14:02 PM »
Dude... you should NEVER cut your boogers.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #334 on: August 08, 2007, 04:15:19 PM »
That's it. I'm going to make vague threats that cause your government to accomplish my goals for me.

Hey, this is easy!

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #335 on: August 08, 2007, 04:17:12 PM »
Man, it would be so much easier for me not to topple your feeble economy if I had a $6,000 Cannondale...
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #336 on: August 08, 2007, 04:48:52 PM »
Eat!  So I didn't close my "a."  Sue me.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #337 on: August 08, 2007, 05:04:27 PM »
I was being intentionally obtuse because I am overworked and punchy.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #338 on: August 08, 2007, 05:05:55 PM »
You sure got me goat, yes ye did!

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #339 on: August 08, 2007, 05:10:18 PM »
Yeah, I mean... I worked 15-17 hours 3 days in a row; free of charge... and now I've got people in my office hovering around wanting me to be productive every fucking minute of the day and it's really starting to piss me off.  Leave me alone!  Jesus Christ is it too much to ask to have, like, oh 12-24 hours of fucking recovery time?!  Oh yeah, that's right... I also get to help them move their entire house this weekend.  So, on the only weekend I have off for the entire month of August, I am going to be helping people move.

Fuck... seriously, I love my job, but sometimes I just want to flip out and fucking yell at people.  It's like they think going to the racetrack is a huge 4 day party or something.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #340 on: August 08, 2007, 05:16:41 PM »
Oh, my.  The Red Line just closed.

Dupont Circle, Woodley Park and Cleveland Park stations closed due to suspicious package on Red Line train

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Dupont Circle, Woodley Park Zoo-Adams Morgan and Cleveland Park Metrorail stations are currently closed due to a suspicious package aboard a Red Line train.  Customers should expect major delays and should avoid traveling on the Red Line.  Shuttle bus service is being established between Van Ness and Farragut North Metrorail stations.  Police are on the scene.

Customers are reminded that it may take time for buses to arrive due to traffic conditions in the area.  Buses hold significantly less passengers than a train.

Panic ensues.  Been like this since 3:30.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #341 on: August 08, 2007, 05:26:26 PM »
Oh, my.  The Red Line just closed.

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Panic ensues.  Been like this since 3:30.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #342 on: August 08, 2007, 05:30:01 PM »

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #343 on: August 08, 2007, 05:31:18 PM »
Boy, would I like to put my suspicious package on her red line
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #344 on: August 08, 2007, 05:31:44 PM »
More vague details!

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Metro has closed the Dupont Circle, Cleveland Park and Woodley Park Metro stations because of a suspicious package on a Red Line train that was headed downtown, officials said. The station was closed just before 3 p.m.

Passengers were told to get off the train, and Metro has requested shuttle bus service from Van Ness to Farragut North stations. Transit police are on the scene.

It's been going on for 90 minutes.  Cool.  Must be real then, eh?