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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #3075 on: May 30, 2016, 12:37:37 PM »
I THOUGHT MY PENIS COULD GET ONLY SO ERECT.
There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.

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« Reply #3076 on: June 17, 2016, 05:45:19 PM »
So what's new kids?

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« Reply #3077 on: June 18, 2016, 11:36:25 PM »
I just finished a big movie shoot topday, and my day job scripts are in the review process so I'm *definitely* coming to your job to make you drink this week.

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« Reply #3078 on: June 19, 2016, 08:20:58 AM »
You need to come to my house and help get rid of all this launch party beer.

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« Reply #3079 on: June 19, 2016, 07:51:00 PM »
Done.

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« Reply #3080 on: June 28, 2016, 12:49:32 PM »
The Jews are everywhere!
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« Reply #3081 on: June 30, 2016, 08:10:01 AM »

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« Reply #3082 on: July 13, 2016, 03:14:53 PM »
You know you're getting old when you have to go to Know Your Meme to research Chewbacca Mom.

And I'm not even going to try and figure out what the fuck is going on with Pokemon Go. It's invaded my news blackout on a level that's, so far, unprecedented. I'm seeing it in my feeds for Doctor Who news, for sci-fi TV show news, for updates on ghost ships and ancient mysteries, in UE threads. And, of course, ever-present on every news channel.

It's moved from invading my news blackout to actually being a physical impediment -- there's a Pokemon Go...something...board? Playground? set up in a Bethesda park that I pass through on my walk home.

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« Reply #3083 on: July 14, 2016, 11:42:08 AM »
Augmented reality game. Basically you look through your camera on your phone and instead of just seeing the dead hooker you just killed, you see a Pokemon sitting on the face of the dead hooker you just killed.

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« Reply #3084 on: July 14, 2016, 12:20:39 PM »
Augmented reality game. Basically you look through your camera on your phone and instead of just seeing the dead hooker you just killed, you see a Pokemon sitting on the face of the dead hooker you just killed.

But...how's that a game?

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« Reply #3085 on: July 14, 2016, 01:13:36 PM »
Wait...is it true that Kristen Wiig has never actually been on Jimmy Fallon as Kristen Wiig? Because that's hilarious, if so.

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« Reply #3086 on: July 14, 2016, 02:43:43 PM »
Oh, who'd she show up as this time?

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« Reply #3087 on: July 14, 2016, 02:46:31 PM »

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« Reply #3088 on: July 14, 2016, 03:01:12 PM »
Holy fuck that's funny.

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« Reply #3089 on: July 14, 2016, 03:04:58 PM »
"I'm opposed to war in space. Well, everywhere, I guess, but especially space."