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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2535 on: February 23, 2010, 05:12:50 PM »
It'll be huge with the Dan Brown crowd.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2536 on: February 23, 2010, 09:18:24 PM »
Almost all Euro royals are inbreeds..have y'all seen that photo of the last Czar standing next to George V? It's like the Patty Duke show..."identical cousins all the way, one pair of matching bookends, different as night and day..."

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« Reply #2537 on: February 26, 2010, 11:00:08 AM »
shit.  it's boring enough waiting for prince charles to ascend.  the throne doesn't have quite the turnover it used to.  i still would like to see diana's sons get on a reality show called "The Throne" where they have to both build their own coalition of nobles, form a militia, make backdoor deals with foreign nations, etc.  The final challenge would be to assassinate prince charles or defeat him in a duel.  Then in the last episode Elizabeth abdicates and the winner gets coronated.  Maybe you could throw in a few random dukes and lords who are in the top 12 of that list as contestant fodder.  But it's really all about Harry and William.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2538 on: February 26, 2010, 11:08:48 AM »
You secretly want to live in the Battle Royale future, eh?

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« Reply #2539 on: February 26, 2010, 11:25:43 AM »
this is nothing like battle royale.  this is like the best PBS show ever.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2540 on: February 26, 2010, 12:00:35 PM »
This show would be nothing but ratings.

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« Reply #2541 on: February 26, 2010, 01:08:39 PM »
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2542 on: February 26, 2010, 01:52:54 PM »
Well...that'll fill the afternoon.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2543 on: March 02, 2010, 10:47:05 AM »
Well, my Netflix movie sucked.  So I'm going to reply to one thread in each forum, then go watch Youtube shit.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2544 on: March 02, 2010, 11:24:24 AM »
Let's have a joke:


Indian Student


It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named

Chandrasekhar Subramanian

entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said,

"Let's begin by reviewing some American History..

Who said

"Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up:

"Patrick Henry, 1775"

he said.

"Very good!"

Who said

"Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?"

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.

"Abraham Lincoln, 1863"

said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class,

"Class, you should be ashamed.

Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper:

"Fuck the Indians,"

"Who said that?"

she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.

"General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said,

"I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks

"All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Chandrasekhar says,

"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."

Now furious, another student yells,

"Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher ,

"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said

"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,

" Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004."

The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said,

"Oh shit, we're fucked!"

And Chandrasekhar said quietly,

I think it was George Bush, Iraq, 2007."
 

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2545 on: March 08, 2010, 10:51:17 AM »
Cunts.

Where art thou?
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2546 on: March 08, 2010, 12:43:22 PM »
Nacho is in NOLA with Cass.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2547 on: March 08, 2010, 08:15:20 PM »
Home now. Waiting for a bus. Need sleeeeep...

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2548 on: March 08, 2010, 11:09:34 PM »
Sleep is for dicks.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #2549 on: March 16, 2010, 10:32:08 PM »
Monkey is bored.

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