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Offline Nubbins

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #60 on: June 27, 2007, 04:25:47 PM »
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #61 on: June 27, 2007, 04:28:23 PM »
To bee, or not to bee?

That is the question of this thread.
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« Reply #62 on: June 27, 2007, 04:31:19 PM »
A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #63 on: June 27, 2007, 04:32:08 PM »
I hate you.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #64 on: June 27, 2007, 04:37:36 PM »
Wow.  I'm just filled to the brim with nostalgia now.  This thread is the bee's knees.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #65 on: June 27, 2007, 04:42:26 PM »
You're bee'ng a cunt.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #66 on: June 27, 2007, 04:47:40 PM »
oh god ha ha monkey is funny ha ha.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #67 on: June 27, 2007, 05:06:36 PM »
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #69 on: June 27, 2007, 05:30:00 PM »
Quote from: nacho on June 15, 2007, 05:52:13 PM
I can't access Myspace from work.  Or much of anything else.  I'm reduced to watching that "Badgers" thing. 

I leave at 5:30, though.  An hour train ride to the distant suburbs for movies.  Blah.  I can go home and do that and die like a real person.  Maybe mix my own blood with vodka and drink it real fast.  Stuff like that.

How was lunch? Hmmm
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #70 on: June 27, 2007, 05:32:12 PM »
What do you know?
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #71 on: June 27, 2007, 05:34:51 PM »
Lots.
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« Reply #72 on: June 27, 2007, 05:37:15 PM »
Vernae is under the mistaken assumption that I'm screwing off all of the time and, when I'm not screwing off, I'm drinking.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #73 on: June 27, 2007, 05:53:23 PM »


(I actually work with all of those technologies except for jrocket.)
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #74 on: June 27, 2007, 07:04:54 PM »
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