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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #510 on: September 13, 2007, 03:58:03 PM »
Your face is a fucking pansy.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #511 on: September 13, 2007, 04:04:09 PM »
Tell us the story, lizard.

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« Reply #512 on: September 13, 2007, 04:21:47 PM »
There was an accident.
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« Reply #513 on: September 13, 2007, 04:34:20 PM »
More!

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #514 on: September 13, 2007, 04:59:04 PM »
The gym teacher swallowed a dodge ball.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #515 on: September 13, 2007, 05:03:04 PM »
Did he fail to give you a reacharound, monkey?

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #516 on: September 13, 2007, 05:35:45 PM »
He had an accident whilst teaching.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #517 on: September 13, 2007, 05:41:30 PM »
Last time:  Tell the story.

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #518 on: September 13, 2007, 05:47:44 PM »
He slipped on the track/field place and his discus haemorraged some thing in the back of his head/neck area.

We were all quite surprised.
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« Reply #519 on: September 13, 2007, 05:49:27 PM »
More details.  Blood?  Did you rape his corpse?

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« Reply #520 on: September 13, 2007, 05:52:02 PM »
Mouth, nose, ear blood.

We all just stared at him, wondering if he was testing us. He was a cunt. He used to grab our crotches, but only as part of the vaulting exercise.
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« Reply #521 on: September 13, 2007, 06:55:22 PM »
Wow, dude... that is nuts. 

Karma's a motherfucker, eh?
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #522 on: September 15, 2007, 02:10:51 PM »
Damned straight.
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« Reply #523 on: September 21, 2007, 05:19:03 PM »
So printing this out has tied up the entire sixth floor of APA:

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/14742/14742-h/14742-h.htm

But I left my current book at home and have an extra long commute tonight!  What am I supposed to do?

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« Reply #524 on: September 21, 2007, 05:24:15 PM »
And now the pages coming out of the printer are too hot to touch.