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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #390 on: August 10, 2007, 02:21:27 PM »
Fajwat's just bitter because he's never worked outside of soul-dead corporations. I'm fairly sure that both my bosses know that if/when I leave, the library will be SOL. I'm the only one who knows the webapps (which are critical to the library) and the web side of the catalog, of which I'm redesigning, currently. And it wouldn't be a pretty sight if I left.

I got two raises in the space of two months and I'll be asking for another one or two by the end of the year.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #391 on: August 10, 2007, 02:31:36 PM »
Threaten to send them back to the age of Dewey Decimal.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #392 on: August 10, 2007, 04:04:35 PM »
Quote from: Tatertots on August 10, 2007, 02:21:27 PM
Fajwat's just bitter because he's never worked outside of soul-dead corporations. I'm fairly sure that both my bosses know that if/when I leave, the library will be SOL. I'm the only one who knows the webapps (which are critical to the library) and the web side of the catalog, of which I'm redesigning, currently. And it wouldn't be a pretty sight if I left.

I got two raises in the space of two months and I'll be asking for another one or two by the end of the year.

I'm very bitter.  About lots of things.  I have, however, worked outside of soul-dead corps. 

If you'd paid attention, you'd've noticed that most of my rant was demonstrating the fact that it doesn't matter whether or not your leaving would (in theory) destroy the place. 
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #393 on: August 11, 2007, 02:39:39 AM »
You're just jealous because I work as head chef at McDonald's.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #394 on: August 11, 2007, 03:58:14 PM »
I'm first chair sandwich artist, bitch.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #395 on: August 13, 2007, 11:38:06 AM »
Here:

http://coffeefaq.com/site/node/22
http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/caffeine/caffeine_dose.shtml

So I've worked out that I take 400-500mg of caffeine a day.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #396 on: August 14, 2007, 01:58:00 PM »
Talk about my addiction!  Pay attention to me!   :fajwat:
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #397 on: August 14, 2007, 02:05:40 PM »
um.  Hey.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #398 on: August 14, 2007, 02:08:51 PM »
Damn... you should start mitigating some of that caffeine with cigarettes.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #399 on: August 14, 2007, 02:14:53 PM »
I've got more than half a carton left over if you want some.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #400 on: August 14, 2007, 02:16:41 PM »
I'll start just to piss off Peggy upstairs.  Wait for them to come out on the balcony, then burn a pile of cigarettes.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #401 on: August 14, 2007, 02:32:12 PM »
Also, buy a toilet lid at Home Depot and slam it shut on your porch every time you snuff out a butt.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #402 on: August 14, 2007, 02:35:19 PM »
I'm thinking:  Triangle bell out on the balcony at mealtime.  Including midnight snack,
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #403 on: August 14, 2007, 02:36:51 PM »
Nah. Just get a small dog and give him treats every time it barks.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #404 on: August 14, 2007, 02:37:23 PM »
Buy a tuba and practice it a lot.
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