Post, you knobs...

[nacho]

I don't quite get why someone doesn't just walk up and say "Oh, that?  That's mine.  ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!"  *KABOOM*

I fixed that for you.

[Tatertots]

You're a poop-head.

DOUBLE .

[Nubbins]

ICEVERNICEVERN!?!

[Tatertots]

You can't spell ICEVERNICEVERN without EVER NICE!

[Nubbins]

NICE VERN

[fajwat]

ice, ice, baby

[nacho]

Since I looked up the Wikipedia page for DC in another thread, I thought I'd continue the theme.  Montgomery County, MD!  Hello suburban Nacho!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montgomery_County%2C_Maryland

64.78% White

WHITE POWER!

Males had a median income of $54,005 versus $40,714 for females

Back to the kitchen!

Now, narrow it down:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Spring%2C_Maryland

Oh yeah...  Gripping.

[Nubbins]

McPherson, Kansas... my Mom and Dad are from this town and most of my extended family still lives there.

The population was 13,770 at the 2000 census.

HUUUUUGE, bustling metropolis.... sports about 8 stoplights.

The first basketball team to represent the United States in the Olympics claimed 6 McPherson residents of 13 total players. This team went on to defeat Canada 19-8 in the Gold Medal game at the 1936 Olympics in Berlin.

[Tatertots]

I was mostly raised in El Dorado, CA (In El Dorado County, which also sports a city called El Dorado Hills):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Dorado_County

It's Republican. Corrupt. Boring as fuck.

89.71% White

Oh my lucky charms, a negro!

0.52% Black or African American

A bustling metropolis of 4,000 people. 1 stoplight, a run-down lumber mill, and 3 liquor stores. You do the math.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Dorado%2C_California

There's no way there's 4,000 people. 400, maybe. But no more than 1,000. No way.

[Nubbins]

Holy shit, half a percent?!

Looks like little old McPherson, Kansas has you beat!

The racial makeup of the city was 95.11% White, 1.31% African American, 0.36% Native American, 0.41% Asian, 0.09% Pacific Islander, 1.21% from other races, and 1.50% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.92% of the population

[Tatertots]

What's better: We actually have a MLK Jr. Day parade. They bus in a bunch of black people from Sacramento to make it look like we're "diverse".

[nacho]

Black people like bussing.

[Nubbins]

"What in the hell's diversity?"
 
*clearing throat* "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

 

[Tatertots]

We have an indian casino! See, we're tolerant.

[fajwat]

We have an indian casino! See, we're tolerant.

Whatcha mean by this "we"?