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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #135 on: July 09, 2007, 01:39:44 PM »
A storm of tornadoes.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #136 on: July 09, 2007, 01:41:45 PM »
Are we doing groupings?  Is this like a murder of hurricanes?  Or is that crows?  A wimple of sleet.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #137 on: July 09, 2007, 01:44:17 PM »
Quote from: nacho on July 09, 2007, 01:37:04 PM
Okay, so let's all go in on some deep country property somewhere and do a time share thing.  I'm thinking no less than 200 acres, wooded, maybe some pre-existing buildings on it...

There's one!

http://www.landandfarm.com/lf/s/63/87541.asp
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #138 on: July 09, 2007, 01:46:48 PM »
Would we have a place to stockpile an arsenal of automatic weapons?
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #139 on: July 09, 2007, 01:50:45 PM »
Oh, yes.  Yes.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #140 on: July 09, 2007, 01:57:40 PM »
Good, good... I'll start working on my messianic complex.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #141 on: July 09, 2007, 02:01:14 PM »
hey, that's mine!
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #142 on: July 09, 2007, 02:01:35 PM »
15 minute call --

Customer wants to get an article.  "How can I do that online."

So -- http://www.apa.org/psycarticles/  And it take five minutes to get that address right.  apa dot what?  forward slash or back slash?  Are all the words together or spaced or blah bl;ah blah... And he fails, again and again.

Finally he gets it.  And he goes -- "Well, I've done this already.  But how do I get my article?"

So...wait... but...

Anyway, the answer is:  Did you check your email?  He replies that he has not.  So he opens it up and goes, "Oh.  Okay."
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #143 on: July 09, 2007, 02:03:22 PM »
You should be able to deliver an electric shock over the phone when people are being that stupid.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #144 on: July 09, 2007, 02:09:00 PM »
I'd spend the whole day with my finger on the button.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #145 on: July 09, 2007, 02:17:01 PM »
 
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US Iraq chief warns of long war

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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #146 on: July 09, 2007, 02:39:56 PM »
US Iraq chief warns of the obvious
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #147 on: July 09, 2007, 02:46:08 PM »
Where was US Iraq chief before long war!?!?
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #148 on: July 09, 2007, 03:30:59 PM »
A Murder of Crows.

Some ancient beliefs [cross-cultural] state that crows carry the soul into the after-world.

Ergo, a "murder" or "death" would be followed by a group of crows, coming to transport the soul.

Hence the collective noun, a "murder" of crows.

A storm of tornadoes = Monkey is class.
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Re: Post, you knobs...
« Reply #149 on: July 09, 2007, 03:58:02 PM »
Drunk again. Falsely Happy Nacho!
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