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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2009, 04:44:47 PM »
NEw Fallout 3 trailer:

http://scifiwire.com/2009/09/new-eli-trailer-more-ass.php

Sorry...I mean Book of Eli...

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2010, 04:18:19 PM »
Suddenly the apocalypse is big again.

http://www.suvudu.com/2010/01/movies-suvudu-is-looking-forward-to-in-2010.html

Daybreakers, Book of Eli, and Gay Christian Agenda.  I'll be glad to download Russian DVD leaks of all three!

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2010, 09:56:00 AM »
Carriers:

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Carriers/70122722

Sort of The Stand meets 28 Days Later.  A quartet of uninfected folks, led by New Captain Kirk, are meandering through a ruined rural America on their way to a remote getaway where they plan to hold out from a disease that's destroyed civilization.  Along the way, they pick up a father and his infected daughter.

It's tremendously flawed and I would have been pissed if I paid for it... But as a fun chapter in apocalypse stories (for the completist, I guess), it's worth watching.

Chris Pine and the dad (who I've seen a hundred times) are great.  The rest of the cast is annoying and stupid.  The writing is pretty awful, too.  Mankind's been wiped out, so their plan is to go hide and wait for Mankind to be wiped out.  Huh?  And you go "huh" multiple times as they drive through deserted towns and countryside where, obviously, the disease is in the late stages and all civilization has ended.

But, whatever.  It's not a thinking movie!  

Where it is annoying is when these four who have obviously survived the worst of it do things that are contrary to that survival.  Clearly they have some smarts, or just a basic survival instinct, and yet they can't go 20 minutes before one of them does something so stupid and exposes herself that you yell at the screen.  

Chris Pine, weirdly, is enough of a force to keep you watching, though.  Maybe it's the Kirk thing. That's saved his career.  40 years from now, he'll be doing Priceline commercials and we'll be laughing and saying Chris Pine is such a goof.

Also, they can't keep track of how the virus is spread.  The opening monologue says that it's airborne, yet they don't seem to take that very seriously.  Then we get the 28DL blood spitting (to a much less degree, it's not a rip off), so... blah.

If the writers or the actors don't want to be wearing masks all the time, or you want to write in interactions with diseased people and areas, then maybe say it isn't airborne.  Like 28DL.  Then you can run around infected places all you want.

But airborne virus = don't go to the corpse-filled emergency shelter to look around.  Stay out of the roped off town.  Fuck the father and kid.  Fuck EVERYTHING!  RUN!

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2010, 10:09:56 AM »
Yeah, as I watch it, I'll now say don't bother.  40 minutes in and, let me tell you, I would have shot each of the characters, infected or not, if I were Chris Pine.  Sorry buddy, I just can't afford to let you live.  *blam*

See, this is why I loved Zombieland so much.  The first apocalypse movie where the characters were all intelligent, knew how to survive, and did survive.  Even if they did it as a comedy, that essential vein was there.  You didn't hate the survivors.  You didn't sit there going, dudes, what the fuck?  You even do that with Mad Max.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2010, 12:32:29 PM »
I kinda hated Wannabe Michael Cera.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2010, 12:44:12 AM »
Wait... I thought we had a thread for Book of Eli?

Anyway...here's my opinion.  Ready?

Here it is.

Are you sure you're ready?

Okay.  My review:

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I think the only time I was really engaged was when they did a shot-by-shot rip-off of the rape scene from The Road Warrior, though that was only because I was like, oh, please, stop.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2010, 10:22:20 AM »
That bad, hunh? I'll skip it then.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2010, 11:28:31 AM »
Well, it wasn't terribly awful.  It was just poorly written, had terribly useless characters, a story that felt like it was rushed through at the lats minute, and an amazing cast that was remarkably underused. 

I described it later last night as feeling like some sort of massive comic book movie.  Liek, Book of Eli has been out in comics for 40 years and, therefore, we should know all about the fandom stuff.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2010, 06:17:49 PM »
Daybreakers has leaked!  Downloading now.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2010, 11:31:46 PM »
So Daybreakers is like watching a Joss Whedon-inspired fanfic made by someone who really loved Children of Men.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #40 on: February 01, 2010, 09:14:46 AM »
As a horror guy, do I need to see it? I don't want to.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2010, 10:24:46 AM »
As a horror guy, do I need to see it? I don't want to.

Have you seen Equilibrium and Children of Men?  Because, if yes, then you've already seen Daybreakers!

So, no, don't bother.  But in case you get called on it, here we go:  Everyone's a vampire.  Blood's running out.  Sam Neill is harvesting humans for a biomedical corporation.  Our main guy is working on synthetic blood to save the world.  If they don't get blood, they turn into scary monsters.  Synthetic blood doesn't work, but Dafoe accidentally discovers that the sun...uh...cures you if you...um...put out the flames fast enough to survive. 

Once cured, that person's blood can cure other vampires.

There are several subplots that appear to have been edited out of the movie, yet still come nonsensically together in the final act. 

The movie ends with a massive blood-spraying slaughter sequence where every single person, including the extras, act out of character.  It's left open (dear, god, please, no) for a sequel because they don't actually heal anybody who lives longer than 39 seconds, so now they have six billion vampires they need to convince to take the cure.


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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2010, 12:16:20 PM »
Have you seen Equilibrium and Children of Men?  Because, if yes, then you've already seen Daybreakers!

Yeah, just not half as cool as either of those two.  Plenty of The Matrix in there too.  Fun blood effects, though!  And Dafoe (call me Elvis) drives a Firebird and wields a fucking crossbow.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2010, 06:23:46 PM »
<3 Sam Neill <3

I've seen Equilibrium and thought it was terrible. I've yet to see Children of Men, so I'll watch that instead.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2010, 08:04:07 PM »
I can let you go on not liking Equilibrium, since it's a product of that weird dystopian sci-fi new century rebirth era (what we'll call the Sean Pertwee Cameo Era).  But Children of Men is amazing.  And not just storywise...the way they shot it is something.