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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #150 on: December 15, 2013, 07:28:34 PM »
Does the main girl die as soon as the war starts? Please say yes...

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #151 on: December 15, 2013, 07:30:20 PM »
The mom of the unruly family hosting our "American" heroine is "really busy with this bloody peace process" while also trying to secure her (and not her children's) exit from the UK. Hilarious.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #152 on: December 15, 2013, 07:36:39 PM »
Boom! And, now, we reenact entire scenes from Tomorrow, When The War Began and Red Dawn!

Also: "Are those cows are bulls???!!?!"

Maybe our troubled faux-American should ask any real five year old American about the difference.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #153 on: December 15, 2013, 07:37:09 PM »
Get naked...get naked...do it...get naked...

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #154 on: December 15, 2013, 07:39:06 PM »
Ugh. No tits. Now just children in pastoral England. Nothing's wrong! We just saw the plans scream by just like that Aussie movie about the exact same thing, but we're okay out here in the woods just like those Aussies in the movie about the exact same thing.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #155 on: December 15, 2013, 07:39:49 PM »
Whoops... Except for the fucking BSG-style atomic bombs. That didn't happen in the Aussie movie about the same thing we're doing!

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #156 on: December 15, 2013, 07:41:13 PM »
Now we've moved from tipping off Tomorrow, When the War Began to ripping off Doctor Who's "Turn Left."

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #157 on: December 15, 2013, 07:42:05 PM »
I like how the TV shows the utter atomic destruction of London and the kids are making a joke of it. Really?

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #158 on: December 15, 2013, 07:42:36 PM »
Haha! The mom did get away and leave the kids!

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #159 on: December 15, 2013, 07:46:53 PM »
"Everywhere I go, bad shit happens."

Get over yourself, whore. The world just blew up!

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #160 on: December 15, 2013, 07:49:09 PM »
KILL ME KILL ME SOMEONE KILL ME

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #161 on: December 15, 2013, 07:51:11 PM »
Good, bitch, America is sending you home. Go. Leave. END THE MOVIE!

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #162 on: December 15, 2013, 07:56:22 PM »
Weird, sweaty, adolescent sex...and no nudity.

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #163 on: December 15, 2013, 07:58:22 PM »
Stop. STOP!

Country music montage!

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Re: My Little Apocalypse
« Reply #164 on: December 15, 2013, 08:03:12 PM »
I, for one, would think that the British troops would communicate the situation to stranded country-fied civilians and not go full-on Waffen-SS. But maybe I have high expectations.