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Holiday rum report
« on: June 23, 2005, 04:27:43 PM »
hour two:  Eight rum and RC's

Observations:  I drive women away thanks to various reasons
I have not showered
Red Dwarf season two is better than one
I am nervous and twitchy
We are running out of rum
We are running out of rum
We are running out of rum
We are running out of --

DRINK MOTHERFUCKER!

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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2005, 06:01:30 PM »
Hour...uh...

Partner in publishing company comes home.  Realizes I've drunk a bottle of rum with my webmaster.  Sneers in disgust.

Tells us that we're drinking straight rum.  She lies.  

Makes webmaster walk a chalk line.  Mocks me for social problems.  Drinks the rest of my glass.  Asks me to count backwards from one.  I start at 30.

Dogs.

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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2005, 07:46:57 PM »
Now bitching about whose family is worse and Nacho's allergies have exploded.  I'm sober and he's drunk out of his mind.  He says he needs to take a long break.  From what?  Who knows.

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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2005, 07:54:15 PM »
so drunk

secrets

talk about secrets

i love

my little pony

little unicorns

butts

oh

I am the childlike empress

the neverending stoooooorrrrryyyyyy

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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2005, 08:15:23 PM »
Hour 512:

Rumour has it there's a hooker in town.  Search begins.  Said hooker hangs at the VFW.  Though all mail members of my family have served in wars (Nam, Korea, WW2 and WW1) am not a member.  Must seek hooker after cum spray from old vets.

Will search tonight.  Dark hair and tats.  Said tats are covering body.  Tats are nice.

Hooker said to live in poor people apts.  Unable to approach as am not native.  Unwilling to pay for sex regardless.

Rum has vanished.  Have sent hillbilly friend out for vodka.  Vopdka en route.  Danger feeling.  Avoiding spin with soda, allergy pills and bread.  Cheese, too.  Fat will help.

Old college friend calls.  Return to house from deck.

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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2005, 08:21:09 PM »
death is just a doorway

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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2005, 08:31:06 PM »
The last woman I had sex with was a SCREAMER!!

SSSSSHHHHHH!!

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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2005, 08:32:21 PM »
I spend my li9fe watching movies

just want to cuddle

send a pm if you want to cuddle all night'

and want to have hours of sex

send well 9in advance so i can get back into shape.

rum gone.  DISASTER!


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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2005, 09:09:55 PM »
death is just norma rae

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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2005, 09:15:28 PM »
23 skidoo!

Booze on hold, pasta comes.  Brunette mystery...apt across the way.  brunette girl.

girl.  I like that word.  Such power.  Girl.  Just roll it...roll it around your tongue.  Oh, good, I love the taste of pussy.  Could eat all night.  Lap it up Sunshine Boy!  Tongue, boy, tongue!  Right there.  Right there...

So, anyway, there's no hooker over in the apts.  But I plan to make good friends with the flaming gay guy to gather all the gossip about Flushing, OH.  Then I'll wrote a book.

Still Life With Flushing

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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2005, 09:20:37 PM »
sudden twist in the stomach.  hour 985

rum twist

throw up?

make more room?

antacid not in house?

sudden concern.

full of fear.

time to stop?

not yet made peace with the crimes ofg my cock and cortex.

secxrets shared

i am man, hear me run, run, run, run

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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2005, 09:23:42 PM »
gsd id judt s door sesy

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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2005, 09:24:32 PM »
OLTF

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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2005, 09:40:49 PM »
please rush me my walrus cleaning kit

enclosed, please find a check for 19.95