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Handle With Care
« on: March 16, 2007, 09:26:24 PM »
Tyson's fucking putting Johnny Walker in his fridge, so let's talk about the right way to treat booze.

He probably drinks his beer on ice and salts down his wine like a good hillbilly.

Brown is never cold, except for the occasional cold shot.  Bushmills, for instance.  But you just strain it with ice in a shaker, you don't store it cold.

Vodka, gin, rum -- always nice in the freezer.  But not dark rum.

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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2007, 10:30:09 PM »
Label?

I meant Stripe.

Red Stripe. That beer.

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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2007, 10:31:03 PM »
Oh!  Well, fuck you anyway.

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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2007, 10:35:18 PM »
Fuck you and your Red Label.

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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2007, 10:47:14 PM »
Is the vermouth in the freezer? I'd kill for a Nacho-made dirty martini right now.

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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2007, 10:53:19 PM »
Next you're going to tell me that milk belongs in the fridge.

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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2007, 11:06:00 PM »
No vermouth in the freezer.

Ah...martinis.

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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2007, 04:44:35 PM »
Jager in the freezer always. 

I keep forgetting that this board is here.  I'm all, "fuuuuuck GS is boring today..." then blammo, I find the motherlode of new posts all tucked away.
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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2007, 04:48:50 PM »
I'm debating whether or not I should move all these posts to general drama, or whether I should make yet another forum that's just for booze, or whether I should make a forum that's for total retardation.  Like another general drama forum.

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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2007, 05:13:09 PM »
Hur hur hur.

I'm so smug with my whiskey.
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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2007, 05:34:05 PM »
Yeah, because I'm not Irish.

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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2007, 05:35:55 PM »
You wish you were.
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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2007, 05:36:38 PM »
No.  No, I don't.

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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2007, 05:42:05 PM »
Oh, you do.
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Re: Handle With Care
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2007, 05:46:12 PM »
Nope.