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The Tequila Thread or How I Learned To Love The Hangover
« on: March 14, 2007, 02:49:46 PM »
I fucking love tequila. I love its whoreish smell. I love the way it smells dirty sweet. I love the way it impairs my ability to function. I personally love Jose Cuervo but I haven't been exposed to more. Tell me more about tequila and its sluttiness, and tell me why most Americans I meet are absolute pussies about tequila. "It gives me a hangover," they say. Well, fuck, woman. It's supposed to. Tequila should destroy you and make you stronger. Better.

Golden Jose Cuervo tequila. I love you.

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Re: The Tequila Thread or How I Learned To Love The Hangover
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2007, 04:19:28 PM »
My last tequila was at one of RC's parties, pre-Mrs. RC.  It was the most constructive hangover I've ever had!  I fucking cuddled with a dog out in the woods most of the night until RC and one of our mutual friends dragged me inside, kicking, screaming and vomiting.

Of all the "bad drunks" I've had, that was the best.  I've had brutal, hellish, multiple day hangovers, but Tequila was just a bad morning and, pip-pip, back to the world.  Easy!

I think people fear it because, for those brief few hours where you are hungover, you are fucking dead.  So much so that you don't respect that fact that it goes away faster than anything else.

Well, I guess I have had a few margarita days since then, but never to the point of dangerous freakout.  Tequila's weird.  You can have a dozen margaritas and walk away unscathed, or you can have shots of doom and leave the world in a violently pleasant way for a few hours.

It's fearful stuff.  It's Real Drinking.

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Re: The Tequila Thread or How I Learned To Love The Hangover
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2007, 10:43:37 AM »
Tequila is different from other alcohgols in that it's a stimulant,  not a depressive. It also has properties(The Mescal) that tend to make you feel like you're on a THC high rather than and alcohol buzz.

I spent a week in Cabo San Lucas drinking almost exculsively Tequila. It was crazy. Skinny dipping at dawn, hiking across the desert, and a uber-hot, Mexican stripper with a polio scar that offered to fuck me for 300 pesos.

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Re: The Tequila Thread or How I Learned To Love The Hangover
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2007, 12:45:46 PM »
One Tequila

Two Tequila

Three Tequila

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Re: The Tequila Thread or How I Learned To Love The Hangover
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2007, 01:06:52 PM »
I remember those Mexico stories, RC.  I'm surprised you still do.