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Re: Beer!
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2007, 08:19:02 PM »
Ah!  Good breakdown whiskey!

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Re: Beer!
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2007, 04:14:25 PM »
Crown Royal sponsors a NASCAR... lol redneck.
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Re: Beer!
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2007, 06:27:35 PM »
Back to beer.  Today's lunch was Sam Adam's White.

I used to love all of the Sam Adam's seasonal stuff, but now they've either lost their charm or just gone to shit.  Like this one!

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Re: Beer!
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2007, 08:41:41 PM »
I've got two bottles of Red Label that have been sitting in my fridge for about 8 months now. I need to tap that shit.

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Re: Beer!
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2007, 09:13:40 PM »
First take it out of the fridge.  Jesus.

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Re: Beer!
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2007, 10:40:04 PM »
Stripe. Not Label.

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Re: Beer!
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2007, 03:51:19 PM »
We have Guinness. All that's ever needed. End of story. Yankee cunt.

I agree with that.  Except that having Harp and/or Bass around for the occasional black & tan can be nice.
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Re: Beer!
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2007, 10:23:49 PM »
Man, I miss Guinness. After tasting it out of the tap, I'll never be able to drink the bottled shit ever again.

Maybe I'll go to a bar next... Uh...

RED STRIPE!

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Re: Beer!
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2007, 11:23:00 PM »
Man, I miss Guinness. After tasting it out of the tap, I'll never be able to drink the bottled shit ever again.

Maybe I'll go to a bar next... Uh...

RED STRIPE!

Unless you've been to Ireland, you haven't tasted what Guinness is REALLY like.
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Re: Beer!
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2007, 12:23:13 AM »
Is there a difference?

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Re: Beer!
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2007, 12:44:27 AM »
Yes.

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Re: Beer!
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2007, 03:33:30 AM »
Silly Tyson. Is there a difference...

of course there is. Anything imported is far better if it isn't.

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Re: Beer!
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2007, 09:54:02 AM »
Guinness is weird.  Allegedly, it can't travel well.  And I do believe that. There's a difference between a Guinness in Dublin and one in London. By the time it makes it over here, it's not even Guinness anymore.  It's kind of like an artificially Guinness-flavored stout.  Which is why I'm put off by the "correct preparation of a Guinness" sub-culture we have.  It has to be chilled in the perfectly coiled, perfect length hose on just this right amount of that and this and pulled like this and that... A whole cult.

Dudes, it's crap.  Sub-standard.  Just dump it in a glass.  It's like I've fucked a beautiful woman and they're telling me to fuck a fiberglass board and saying it'll be the same.


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Re: Beer!
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2007, 12:02:33 PM »
Guinness in Ireland really does taste a lot better.
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Re: Beer!
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2007, 12:20:13 PM »
nach, if you take your time, make sure there's some candles around, set the right mood, fucking that fiberglass board will be much closer to the same.