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Offline nacho

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I'll never drink again
« on: September 20, 2005, 01:37:43 PM »
Promises you've made while hungover.  Let's hear them!  Mine is always "give up drinking."

Since Monkey will screw up this thread with some cum gargling comment, we can go ahead and talk about promises we've made while drunk, such as "First one to step up here and smoke my hog get's 10 bucks!"

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Re: I'll never drink again
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2005, 01:43:15 PM »
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Since Monkey will screw up this thread with some cum gargling comment....


Nacho, I'm hurt.

But anyway. I never make promises when I'm drunk, other than "yeah, sure, baby, I'll pull out."
There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.

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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2005, 01:51:26 PM »
I swore never to dance on the bar at band parties again, but they always make me. *sob*

I have pictures of "Bitches On The Bar" dances that you guys'll love. Once I get an internet connection at the house, I'll post them.

Monkey'll cream his pants. Or Nacho's mouth. Wherever his dong is currently.

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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2005, 01:53:39 PM »
Oh!  Cum gargling from a member besides Monkey!

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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2005, 01:54:50 PM »
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Oh!  Cum gargling from a member besides Monkey!


Why do I always get blamed?
There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.

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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2005, 01:55:27 PM »
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Oh!  Cum gargling from a member besides Monkey!


Today's "Wacky Tuesday," didn't you know?

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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2005, 02:43:11 PM »
Promises I've made while drunk:

"Of course, I'll always love you."

"It'll only hurt for a minute. You'll like it after that."

"I tested negative. Trust me."

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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2005, 03:35:41 PM »
Promises I've said to guys while drunk like:

I promise I will tie you up NEXT time.  (no way in hell, I will just find someone more dominant.)

Someday soon I will clean my apartment and invite you over.  (no way in hell, I don't clean, must be his place only.)

Sure, I'd love to go hiking with you next weekend.  (no way in hell, I don't own hiking boots.)
"Well, I think that Iím bigger than the sound."

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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2005, 10:00:52 PM »
"I'm never drinking at Austin Red Rocks Superrad Bar and Grill again."
You ain't a has been if you never was.