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--- Quote ---ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

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That happened to me once.  And the doc was right -- it is all in my head!

i love the vet who explains that the iguana doesn't understand what amptutation means.

Iguana's have a limited vocabulary.  The only words they really understand are Raaawwwrrr!!!!  and Cooooo....

Dogs, however, do understand a-m-p-u-t-a-t-i-o-n.  Shhh, don't let him see you with the scalpel or he'll never calm down.

and "Hey Beta, be careful of her now!  She's very small."


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