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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2007, 11:37:34 PM »
You have a hangover. It's probably not a stroke.

Thanks dad!  I was seriously worried I was having a major medical emergency, that's why I started a movie marathon and posted on an internet forum!

except you posted to the sausagefest self help/group hug internet forum.
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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2007, 11:53:18 PM »
Man, someone woke up on the wrong side of 2007 today!

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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2007, 01:03:27 AM »
Too much cigar smoking in the rain last night, and drunkenly talking about SFWP and world domination.

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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2007, 01:04:35 AM »
I had my first cigar smoking last night and it hit me nastily in the back of my throat. Still kind of sore today.

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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2007, 01:09:01 AM »
You don't inhale cigar smoke.  It's like wine tasting. 

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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2007, 01:35:59 AM »
I missed that part of Smokers' Ed.

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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2007, 09:27:13 AM »
Pipes too.  draw it into your mouth, swish it around, puff it out.  Cigar smokers are only eligible for mouth and gum cancer (sometimes larynx or esophogeal, depending) but not lung ancer or emphysema because they don't inhale.  You still absorb the nicotine through your mouth, and it's a milder, slower building effect that way.
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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2007, 09:46:17 AM »
Nacho was quite mean to RC there.

Apologise, nacho.
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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2007, 10:25:57 AM »
Also, if you do feel nastily regardless, control what you take in.  You can just cut a slice into the end instead of chopping or biting it off.  Cigar will last longer, be more enjoyable...

Nacho was quite mean to RC there.

Apologise, nacho.

Thanks dad!  I'm sorry I was mean to someone on an internet forum!  Next time I'll be sure to curb my hurtful words so that I can protect you weeping willows!

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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2007, 10:36:15 AM »
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Thanks dad!  I'm sorry I was mean to someone on an internet forum!  Next time I'll be sure to curb my hurtful words so that I can protect you weeping willows!

You'd better.
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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2007, 11:55:00 AM »
Both of you, stop your crying before I give you something to cry about.

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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2007, 11:59:15 AM »
NO!!!  NOT THE BELT, DADDY. NOT THE BELT!!!

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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2007, 12:01:33 PM »
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Both of you, stop your crying before I give you something to cry about.

You can shut the fuck up, you ungrateful shit.

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NO!!!  NOT THE BELT, DADDY. NOT THE BELT!!!

Quiet, you. You'll take it and you'll like it.
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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2007, 12:03:55 PM »
God dammit, if I have to put down my beer and get out of this chair, you won't be able to sit down for weeks.

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Re: 2007 will r0x0r, d00dz!!!
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2007, 12:33:54 PM »
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God dammit, if I have to put down my beer and get out of this chair, you won't be able to sit down for weeks.

Silence, you moustachioed fool. Else I shall take down those trousers!
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