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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2007, 02:34:48 PM »
How has Edward Scissorhands been missed as a Christmas movie?  I guess it's not TOTALLY Christmas, but wow... great, great movie.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2007, 02:48:50 PM »
Oooo . . . Edward Scissorhands. Nice.

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2008, 10:37:26 PM »
*bump*

Cass and Nacho got on the Die Hard movies which reminded about this thread.

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2008, 11:36:58 PM »
i always associate LA confidential with christmas, mainly because of the first thirty minutes.  whenever i hear irving berlin's "i'm dreaming of a white christmas" it reminds me of the jail fight.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2008, 11:38:23 PM »
which just reminded me of this: one of the weirdest TV moments ever:



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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2008, 08:04:58 PM »
In reviewing this thread, I'd like the Hook lovers to state their case as to a) how it's a X-Mas movie and b) how it's a good movie.

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2008, 08:43:06 PM »
haven't watched it in probably 15 years.  i liked it a lot as a kid, but now it would be as hard to watch as the goonies.  i don't really associate it with christmas though. 
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2010, 04:28:03 PM »
Did Scrooged last night. Still the best X-Mas movie ever.

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2012, 01:54:19 PM »
I had this weird hankering to watch Home Alone again...and it's awful.

It got me thinking about one of the great mysteries of cinema -- what happened to John Hughes?

Throughout the 80's, he releases a string of 15 movies -- varying from timeless classics to cute nostalgia but, with few exceptions, maintaining a consistent quality.

Then, in 1990, Home Alone...and it's all a horrible downhill slide from there.

Watching Home Alone again, I was shocked at how idiotic it was. Hughes always delved into that, but the (dare I say it?) gravitas he had in the early Ringwald era, and the quiet sense of character-driven comedy overall, was suddenly sacrificed to kid whose job it was to scream and wave his arms around right in front of the camera. An almost proto-Jar Jar Binks.

The bulk of the movie, too, is the self indulgent Culkin freakout. The whole absurd battle with the burglars is all act three. There's an almost casual disregard for every other form of storytelling outside of Culkin's antics, and yet the movie is stuffed full of a supporting cast who are only used to  give Culkin the chance to stand facing the camera, right through the fourth wall, and act the goat.

Everything Hughes did after was shit... Career Opportunities...Dutch...Curly Sue. A crowded, awful year after Home Alone. Then he started cranking out Home Alone sequels and other kid-shit movies.


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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #39 on: December 19, 2012, 08:52:22 PM »
Just showed Missus RC the Beeb's 1982 classic "The Snowman." She was shocked and horrified by the ending. The American version of the magic snowman story has Santa saving Frosty. Not the Brits, man. Stiff upper lip, and all that.


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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2012, 09:19:02 PM »
She's more of a panto girl.

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2012, 01:15:28 PM »
Scrooged tonight. A holiday tradition. Can't wait.

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2012, 09:56:07 AM »
Scrooged and Die Hard for me...every single Christmas Eve since 1988...except 2007, 2011, and...this year.

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2012, 01:46:22 PM »
American Psycho, and Scrooged.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2014, 04:36:38 PM »
How did the friggin' Harry Potter movies become X-Mas movies?

Missus RC and I have been quietly marathoning the Harry Potter movies over the past week. Other than there being an X-Mas scene in each one, I'm not sure how they qualify as X-Mas movies yet it some how seems we always watch them around X-Mas.