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Re: Crazy Tony’s Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2006, 11:22:09 PM »
I will not veto ice cream.

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Re: Crazy Tony’s Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2006, 11:24:39 PM »
Read my lips: more new ice cream!  See?  (opens mouth) wiight dere (pointing).
"If it were up to me I would close Guantánamo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

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Re: Crazy Tony’s Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2006, 11:25:49 PM »
Shh. I'm writing my platform . . .

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Re: Crazy Tony’s Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2006, 12:07:32 PM »
http://www.geneamondson.com/prohibition-party-2004.html

Entering Crazy Tony's Warehouse is the Prohibition Party Candidate, Gene Amondson, who...

Oh...nevermind...

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Re: Crazy Tony’s Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2006, 02:59:17 PM »
Thank god someone is out to save me from myself.

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Re: Crazy Tony's Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2007, 09:28:45 AM »
This guy...

http://www.angelfire.com/me5/1/campaignmgr.html

is absolutely...

http://archangelmichael.info/

nuts!

And running for president!

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Re: Crazy Tony's Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2007, 10:40:06 AM »
Greatsociety endorses him!

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Re: Crazy Tony's Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2007, 01:48:43 PM »
I concur with the delegate from Malastare!

p.s. Archangel Michael Media presents THE MATRIX

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« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2007, 06:35:33 PM »
Duncan Hunter, a Republican and Chair of the Armed Services Committee who inadvertently uses Nazi slogans.
http://www.gohunter08.com/

Hunter's new campaign co-chairman, Henry Jordan, is on tape (arguing for Christianity in public schools at an education meeting) saying, “Screw the Buddhists and kill the Muslims. And put that in the minutes.”  In 1996 he told the AP “I mean you’ve got to be stupid to believe in evolution, I mean really.”

1997 article: http://www.au.org/site/News2?abbr=pr&page=NewsArticle&id=6103&news_iv_ctrl=1524
Carpetbagger report: http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/10028.html
dailykos: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/2/24/142555/334
"If it were up to me I would close Guantánamo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

-Colin Powell

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Re: Crazy Tony's Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2007, 03:22:50 PM »
Ron Paul, Republican
http://www.ronpaul2008.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Paul

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“The exploratory committee set out to find out if there would be support. To tell you the truth, I was reluctant to set up that committee, I was urged and did it. I was pleasantly surprised to find a number of people who responded and the fundraising went very well. I have been encouraged and I think a lot of people want to hear my message. I'm willing to deliver it.”

Iraq, bad.  Taxes, bad.  Isolationism, good.  Smaller government, good.  His message, which he so wants to share with us, isn't really clear on his site.




Elaine Brown, Green
http://www.elainebrown.org/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Brown

Oh!  Someone to rival Kat Swift.  The hippie alterna girl versus a goddamned Black Panther.

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Blacks in the United States make up 50% of the over two million people in the country's prisons, have the lowest employment and education rates, the highest infant mortality rates and AIDS rates and cervical and breast and prostate cancer death rates, the lowest income and homeownership rates, while less than 1% of all business revenues come from black-owned businesses. Black people in America are not free. The struggle for freedom must continue. A Luta Continua.

Are the Greens a real political party?  The more you look into them the more it seems like they're just a catch-all party with no focus, no mission and a pathetic lack of organization, values and unity.

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Re: Crazy Tony's Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2007, 03:26:35 PM »
Speaking of Kat Swift, she's updated her page:

http://www.bexargreens.org/katforprez/

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* my name is not capitalized - use all lower case letters!


Okay Kat!

http://www.bexargreens.org/katforprez/bio.php

On her issues page:

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Iraq/Iran aka Colonial style War & Invasion
A Peace Tax Fund and Department of Peace cabinet position - why should we pay for wars we are morally opposed to when that money can go for infrastructure (levees), education, health care, protecting the environment, etc.

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« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2007, 03:33:36 PM »
On the volunteer page...

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I want to know what you want to do for this campaign.
Send me an email - prezkat at bexargreens dot org

Obviously I need a web developer who is up to date on programming.
I need more media people.
I need campaign managers in every state.
I need organizers of events in your area.
I need a fundraising committee.
Ok, you name it and I probably need it at this point!

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Re: Crazy Tony's Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2007, 03:48:33 PM »
So the Kat for Prez offices are located in her kitchen... Kat is assisted by her three cats and a high strung cockatoo on bird-zoloft.

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Re: Crazy Tony's Warehouse: The Fringe Candidates
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2007, 10:56:42 AM »
we're doomed.
"If it were up to me I would close Guantánamo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

-Colin Powell